Aid to Evaluating Your Accomplishments

Compare yourself to these four ordinary people who were selected at random:

Judean Carpenter Jesus of Nazareth Told young women he was God and they believed him. (more)	University Dropout Carl Friedrich Gauss By the age of 21, he had constructed a regular 17-gon by ruler and compasses, the most major advance in this field since the time of the Greeks. Subsequently developed method of least squares, normal probability distribution, Fast Fourier Transform, and a non-Euclidean geometry. (more)
Stoic Philosopher Marcus Aurelius Ruled the entire world as it was known in his day; was the only Roman Emperor to refrain from disgracing himself. (more)	Patent Office Clerk A. Einstein Formulated Theory of Relativity. (more)

Programmed by Eve Astrid Andersson and Philip Greenspun back in the mid-1990s. If you're a nerd, you might find the source code useful.

Original Inspiration: How to Make Yourself Miserable, by Dan Greenburg