What do you do for a living?
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I'm a radiologist. (2) | 39599 | 17%
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I'm an anesthesiologist. (2) | 37529 | 16%
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I'm a graduate student in physics. (-5) | 81818 | 36%
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I'm an anesthesiologist/radiologist. (4) | 71422 | 31%
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What do you like to do in your free time?
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I enjoy watching Star Trek and reading science fiction novels. (-4) | 37230 | 17%
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I spend most weekends racing on my uncle's yacht. (2) | 73928 | 34%
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I like to upgrade my Microsoft-brand (TM) desktop software. (-6) | 20640 | 10%
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Sometimes I go to the ski condo that I share with the other partners in my corporate law firm. (2) | 82886 | 39%
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Are you free on Sunday?
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Let's go to the Museum of Fine Arts! (2) | 152204 | 73%
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I'm having a belching contest during the Patriots/49ers game. Want to come? You can make nachos for the guys and keep the beer pitcher full. (-4) | 24851 | 12%
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I'll be writing some database-backed Web site software over at 545 Technology Square. Want to look over my shoulder? (-10) | 30389 | 15%
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What are your favorite movies?
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When Harry Met Sally was so insipid that I fell asleep. I really like Jackie Chan and Steven Segal. (-2) | 29885 | 15%
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Casablanca; no contest. Though it hurts me to leave out Breakfast at Tiffany's. (3) | 145424 | 73%
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I'm not sure if Star Trek IV was the greatest film ever made because Star Trek II was so good. (-3) | 24349 | 12%
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What do you think society should do about AIDS?
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Funny you should ask because I was just discussing this with some of the fellows down at the bathhouse. (-8) | 21149 | 11%
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I think the AIDS epidemic story is overplayed. I really like to explore the bisexual aspects of my personality. (-6) | 20422 | 11%
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It is a horrible plague; I almost cried thinking about it two weeks ago when I was down at the Red Cross donating blood (for the 25th time). (5) | 121529 | 64%
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It is preventable if you're careful. Last time I shot smack with a friend, we both wore condoms. (-3) | 27888 | 15%
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What do you like to read?
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The novelizations of the early Star Trek scripts really move me but there just aren't enough of them so I like to read Larry Niven. (-3) | 14724 | 8%
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WiRED magazine keeps me on the cutting edge. (-6) | 34985 | 19%
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I just love Barbara Kingsolver and Danielle Steele. (2) | 96249 | 53%
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I read Playboy (for the articles). (-1) | 35099 | 19%
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What's the biggest problem that you're trying to work through right now?
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I bought so much Xerox Corporation stock in 1960 that now it is really difficult for me to diversify my portfolio (6) | 88869 | 63%
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My mom recently moved to Florida and it is kind of tough to cook my own meals and iron my own shirts after 46 years of 24x7 nurturing. (-4) | 25466 | 18%
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I can't get my doctor (Dr. Olin Shivers) to prescribe enough Viagra. (-10) | 27771 | 20%
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Tell me about your family.
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I come from the same Seattle banking family as Bill Gates. I got the same million dollar trust fund at birth as he did, but I haven't done quite as well. (4) | 49179 | 45%
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My family has always valued knowledge. We have Ph.D.s, graduate students, professors. We'll never be wealthy but we're rich in learning. (-4) | 44140 | 40%
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We keep hoping to get the whole family back together but it is tough what with Charlie being in prison in California and all. You should have seen a Manson family reunion back in the good old days. (-2) | 16633 | 15%
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Will you come shopping with me?
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Great, I've been meaning to get back over to the mall. I need to make sure that some loser hasn't broken my Mortal Kombat record at the arcade. (-5) | 15925 | 17%
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OK. Let's make sure we have at least three hours because I know how important it is for all your new items to color-coordinate.
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Absolutely. I think Home Depot is open until 10pm. We can decide whether to splurge on a Makita power screwdriver. I've been thinking about getting a band saw also. (-2) | 14378 | 15%
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If I gained 10 lbs would you still find me attractive?
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If you went to the beach, I bet little kids would shout out "Free Willy". (-4) | 13415 | 15%
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Remember that what's inside of you doesn't matter because nobody can see it.
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You're so tall and have such beautiful bone structure, nobody would notice if you gained 20 lbs. (2) | 55660 | 64%
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If someone gave you a big stack of hundred dollar bills and said that you had to spend it to make someone else happy, what would you spend it on?
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I'd buy a 32-inch Sony XBR-squared direct-view TV, then invite my poker buddies over to watch Monday night football. (-4) | 13305 | 16%
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I'd go down to Tiffany's and buy you a 2-carat flawless diamond ring. (4) | 60186 | 75%
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I'd donate it to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio. (-3) | 7225 | 9%
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Who is supposed to pay for an evening out?
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I always insist on going Dutch because I'd hate for a woman to feel obligated to sleep with me. (-3) | 15343 | 23%
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I try to go Dutch, but if a woman has sex with me later in the evening, I usually reimburse her for the half that she paid. (-6) | 11539 | 17%
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Ever since Merrill-Lynch took my company public, I've always paid for dinner. It would be ridiculous to ask a woman to take me out. (3) | 41157 | 60%
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