If you were to log in, you'd be able to get more information on your fellow community member.
I can certainly appreciate the satisfaction of knowing in one's heart of hearts that one is, and will always be, a scum-sucking yuppie materialist. I understand that moment of private joy when one not only admits the fact, but embraces it.
However, I suffered long and hard for the right to call myself a scum-sucking yuppie materialist. Admittance to this brotherhood does not come so easily my friend! In light of the fact that you appear to have gone through no agonizing search for the perfect lot of granite for the counter tops ('oh no, far too much grey in this slab...'), I'd have to say that you are merely a yuppie materialist. Spend 3 months debating the pros and cons of Franke vs. Blanco stainless sinks before finally, and hesitantly making a commitment and then we'll talk.