Gar Crackmonkey

A member of the Philip Greenspun's Homepage community since April 25, 1999

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April 25, 1999, on How to Become As Rich As Bill Gates:
Now we all know that Bill Gates is an arrogant, incompetent, backstabbing frat boy twit. That's been established. So what can he do for pennance? If he bought everyone in the world a milkshake, I'd forgive him. I might even settle for just a chocolate milk. But none of that skim crap. I'm talking TWO PERCENT. I don't care HOW much money he gives to Seattle Public Library (all they do with it is burn more card catalogs), he's got to start doing something direct.