Unsubscribing from the White House mailing list

by philg

An attorney friend has been a subscriber to the White House mailing list. After receiving her first email from President Biden, she unsubscribed:

If the government wanted to keep a database of people like her, what would the table be called?

29 thoughts on “Unsubscribing from the White House mailing list”

  6. If it wasn’t for the election conspiracy mongers, the senate would probably still be republican dominated. Election conspiracies only seemed to take root in the Al Gore fiasco, so you can’t blame Trump entirely for motivating it.

  7. “Domestic terrorists”. Soon to be renamed “enemies of the people”. Oh, and in the works, Article 58 of Penal Code.

    In general leftists are high in hypocrisy and low on imagination. All BS in their heads have been around for hundred years already, and where their utopia ends is also well known to anyone who didn’t sleep through course on history of 20th century.

  9. The_Dead

    “We are the dead. Our only true life is in the future. We shall take part in it as handfuls of dust and splinters of bone. But how far away that future may be, there is no knowing. It might be a thousand years. At present nothing is possible except to extend the area of sanity little by little. We cannot act collectively. We can only spread our knowledge outwards from individual to individual, generation after generation. In the face of the Thought Police there is no other way.”

  10. Congratulations to Comrade Biden, no matter how he got elected.
    I welcome our woke overlords.
    Amen, Awomen, Atrans.

  11. So John Brennan, the person who at one point in his life, had passed through his mind to vote for the Communist Party while a young man (and did it), now calls libertarians terrorists – the only group of people by the way who believe in following the Constitution as it was meant to be used.

    So are we all going to be rounded up now for wrong think?

    • > the only group of people by the way who believe in following the Constitution as it was meant to be used.

      i.e. still pro-slavery.

  12. @lion the reason why the Republicans lost the two Georgia seats was because of Trump’s own fault. He told the Republicans he wanted to hand out $2000 to everyone before the run off, and the Republicans were against it. Democrats screamed they were ready to do it. So naturally, the voters calculated that if they wanted to guarantee they would get those $2000, they better vote Democrat!

    “Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.”
    ― H.L. Mencken

  13. Don’t worry folks.. the Federal Reserve has got our back! (And Janet Yellen as Treasury Secretary, don’t forget! She said not to worry about a real estate crash in 2007 – it would just be a bump in the road!)

  15. Database? This is a big organisation. Some poor intern is assigned to keep track of this in Excel. Or maybe Word.

    The database only comes after a giant outsourcing contract. And then the table is Table$2745 since that is the clearest name for it. If you are the outsourcing company that wants that follow on contract….

  16. The “The Coupesters” list because the riot at Capitol Hill was an obvious “coup” attempt as described by the media.

    The media was able to capture vivid images of scary looking mobs but failed miserably at taking a single picture of the many tanks that were sounding DC.

    If Phil was doing his job, he could have been helping the media with his aerial photography of the coup, to show vivid images of the tanks rather than some silly pictures of NE costal lines.

    • If they outsource to Oracle, they could just use Oracle’s own customer CRM.

      Anyone dumb or beaten down enough to still be buying their database software is almost certainly to believe the election was stolen.

    • On the other hand those who do not think about their own entities and outsource them to 3rd party are guaranteed not to understand the difference between “stolen” and “not duly elected”. Sad but lacking of thought and understanding is the reason for the situation that we are in and if anyone sees light at the end of the tunnel it is for sure signify coming train’s headlines.

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