{"id":23562,"date":"2019-07-23T12:08:46","date_gmt":"2019-07-23T16:08:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?p=23562"},"modified":"2019-06-30T23:18:22","modified_gmt":"2019-07-01T03:18:22","slug":"how-to-get-a-free-tie-and-wristwatch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/2019\/07\/23\/how-to-get-a-free-tie-and-wristwatch\/","title":{"rendered":"How to get a free tie and wristwatch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Day 2 of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eaa.org\/en\/airventure\">EAA AirVenture<\/a> and the air is filled with fast jets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Martin-Baker\">Martin-Baker<\/a>, the family-run English company that makes <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ejection_seat\">ejection seats<\/a>, won the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.acone.org\/content.aspx?page_id=22&amp;club_id=779885&amp;module_id=284133\">Aero Club of New England&#8217;s Cabot Award<\/a> this year. The British executive accepting the award failed to adhere to American Facebook standards. He said &#8220;it is an honor and a pleasure,&#8221; not &#8220;we&#8217;re honored and humbled.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thinking of taking politicians&#8217; advice to go into STEM? One engineer in the early days ejected 18 times. Those first devices required the pilot to pull a parachute rip chord after being rocketed out of a plane (the company still operates two <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gloster_Meteor\">Gloster Meteor <\/a>World War II jet fighters plus a Wile E. Coyote-style rocket test track near Belfast (for which expired air-to-air missile rockets are used)).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Roughly 80,000 seats have been made and 7,600 used (<a href=\"http:\/\/martin-baker.com\/latest-ejections\/\">latest<\/a>). The company refrained from offering a &#8220;Mk 13&#8221; version of the seat. Martin-Baker is managed by engineers and the product is far more complex than one would expect. Numerous airbags deploy in precise sequence to try to prevent a pilot from being injured during the ejection. (John McCain is the most famous pilot to have been injured by the process; the injuries that some people imagine he sustained as a POW were <a href=\"http:\/\/pythiapress.com\/wartales\/McCain-Shootdown.htm\">actually inflicted by not being positioned properly during ejection<\/a>. The latest and greatest Martin-Baker seats require less of the pilot.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The highlight of the award lunch was meeting <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Joseph_Kittinger\">Col. Joe Kittinger<\/a>, who has used a Martin-Baker seat twice. He wore <a href=\"http:\/\/martin-baker.com\/ejection-tie-club\/\">the tie that the company gives to everyone who ejects<\/a> and the watch that Martin-Baker gives to pilots who shoot down an enemy plane and then are forced to eject. (Apologies for the iPhone photos taken in dim light; where&#8217;s the Google Pixel when you need it?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/2-IMG_7715-1096x1520.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1096\" height=\"1520\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/2-IMG_7715-1096x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"23729\" data-link=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=23729\" class=\"wp-image-23729\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/2-IMG_7715-1096x1520.jpg 1096w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/2-IMG_7715-216x300.jpg 216w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/2-IMG_7715-739x1024.jpg 739w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/2-IMG_7715-768x1065.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/2-IMG_7715.jpg 1385w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1096px) 100vw, 1096px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/3-IMG_7718-1109x1520.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1109\" height=\"1520\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/3-IMG_7718-1109x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"23730\" data-link=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=23730\" class=\"wp-image-23730\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/3-IMG_7718-1109x1520.jpg 1109w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/3-IMG_7718-219x300.jpg 219w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/3-IMG_7718-747x1024.jpg 747w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/3-IMG_7718-768x1053.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/3-IMG_7718.jpg 1401w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1109px) 100vw, 1109px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/4-IMG_7720-1503x1520.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1503\" height=\"1520\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/4-IMG_7720-1503x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"23731\" data-link=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=23731\" class=\"wp-image-23731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/4-IMG_7720-1503x1520.jpg 1503w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/4-IMG_7720-297x300.jpg 297w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/4-IMG_7720-1012x1024.jpg 1012w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/4-IMG_7720-768x777.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/4-IMG_7720.jpg 1898w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1503px) 100vw, 1503px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/1-IMG_7709-1140x1520.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1140\" height=\"1520\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/1-IMG_7709-1140x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"23732\" data-link=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=23732\" class=\"wp-image-23732\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/1-IMG_7709-1140x1520.jpg 1140w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/1-IMG_7709-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/1-IMG_7709-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/1-IMG_7709.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1140px) 100vw, 1140px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>As with <a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/2016\/05\/30\/memorial-day-thoughts\/\">the B-17 bomber crews who went out to Germany in 1943<\/a>, I am not surprised that someone would go out on that first mission, but it is tough to imagine going out for the second.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here&#8217;s to the guys like Joe Kittinger II whose bravery took most of the risk out of the flying that we do today and thereby enabled a mass aviation celebration like AirVenture (&#8220;Oshkosh&#8221;).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 2 of EAA AirVenture and the air is filled with fast jets. 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