{"id":283,"date":"2003-06-16T00:40:31","date_gmt":"2003-06-16T04:40:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blogtest\/2003\/06\/16\/summer-weddings-should-be-in-waters"},"modified":"2018-10-27T15:45:19","modified_gmt":"2018-10-27T19:45:19","slug":"summer-weddings-should-be-in-waterslide-parks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/16\/summer-weddings-should-be-in-waterslide-parks\/","title":{"rendered":"Summer weddings should be in waterslide parks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a552'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P>Thus far this summer I&#8217;ve endured two weddings.&nbsp; One was at a golf course by the sea and the other in a fancy hotel in Harvard Square.&nbsp; Both seem like cruel wastes of a day.&nbsp; It is so painful to sit indoors and look out the window and think &#8220;we could be out there moving around, having fun, enjoying the warm weather.&#8221;&nbsp; The feeling is especially acute if one has driven a long distance to attend the wedding.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Imagine instead a wedding held at a waterslide park.&nbsp; The ceremony would be at the top of one of the big waterslides and people would leave the aisles by jumping into the tubes.&nbsp; Instead of warmed-over surf and turf guests could wander around getting freshly grilled hot dogs from the usual theme park vendors.&nbsp; Rather than having to buy expensive and ugly bridesmaid dresses the guests need only show up in a swimsuit.&nbsp; Most important everyone would remember that they left the house and had a lot of fun.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Most weddings seem to cost at least $200 per guest and therefore the cost of renting out a smaller and\/or older theme park should not be prohibitive.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thus far this summer I&#8217;ve endured two weddings.&nbsp; One was at a golf course by the sea and the other in a fancy hotel in Harvard Square.&nbsp; Both [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fromtheoldserver","category-lifestyle-ideas"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.2 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Summer weddings should be in waterslide parks - Philip Greenspun\u2019s Weblog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/16\/summer-weddings-should-be-in-waterslide-parks\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Summer weddings should be in waterslide parks - Philip Greenspun\u2019s Weblog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Thus far this summer I&#8217;ve endured two weddings.&nbsp; 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