{"id":28378,"date":"2020-09-17T12:21:19","date_gmt":"2020-09-17T16:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?p=28378"},"modified":"2020-09-16T10:44:16","modified_gmt":"2020-09-16T14:44:16","slug":"when-we-wear-masks-does-the-coronavirus-thank-us-for-our-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/2020\/09\/17\/when-we-wear-masks-does-the-coronavirus-thank-us-for-our-service\/","title":{"rendered":"When we wear masks, does the coronavirus thank us for our service?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>For the coronavirus to become truly American, it needs to learn to say  &#8220;Thank you for your service&#8221;. But when should the virus say this? Suggestion: whenever we wear our masks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Case 1: Masks don&#8217;t &#8220;work&#8221; (i.e., don&#8217;t slow the transmission of coronavirus).<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suppose that masks as worn by the general population don&#8217;t work. Just as #Science tells us in <a href=\"https:\/\/pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/1853618\/\">&#8220;Postoperative wound infections and surgical face masks: a controlled study&#8221;<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>It has never been shown that wearing surgical face masks decreases postoperative wound infections. On the contrary, a 50% decrease has been reported after omitting face masks.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>and just as we&#8217;d expect from learning that <strong>masked-up Japan has 2.5X the flu death rate of the unmasked U.S.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Coronavirus is thankful when we wear masks because our misplaced faith in masks leads us to delay taking effective action against the virus, e.g., <a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/2020\/05\/21\/plague-proof-florida-and-texas-with-shaded-outdoor-classrooms\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"27012\">building shade structures and holding school outdoors<\/a> (changing the calendar in northern states so that the school year is during the warm months), <a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/2020\/05\/28\/train-americans-to-use-masks-the-way-that-surgeons-do-or-restructure-the-physical-environment\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"27083\">decluttering retail stores<\/a>, etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Case 2: Masks &#8220;work&#8221; (i.e., slow the transmission of coronavirus).<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suppose that masks as worn by the general population work precisely as advertised. Maybe that still helps the coronavirus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Consider what happens in an unmasked &#8220;give the finger to the virus&#8221; population, such as Sweden. The virus flourishes for about three months and then fails. Compare to the slow burn of the mostly-masked U.S. and the not-fade-away of completely-masked France:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image-2-1520x1052.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28379\" width=\"514\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image-2-1520x1052.png 1520w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image-2-1024x709.png 1024w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image-2-300x208.png 300w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image-2-768x531.png 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image-2-1536x1063.png 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image-2.png 1747w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 514px) 100vw, 514px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Maybe the masks protect enough people that the virus can sustain itself at a low-to-medium boil. Especially in a geographically large area in which epidemics have been on different schedules, the virus keeps finding mask-protected populations to infect. The virus stays topmost in our minds, our hearts, and our media. Shouldn&#8217;t coronavirus then thank us for our service to it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Readers: (1) are we doing the virus a favor, whether the masks work or not? (2) which of the below masks do you think is more stylish?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.12.38-1-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1062\" height=\"1520\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.12.38-1-1062x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"28380\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.12.38-1-scaled.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=28380\" class=\"wp-image-28380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.12.38-1-1062x1520.jpg 1062w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.12.38-1-715x1024.jpg 715w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.12.38-1-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.12.38-1-768x1100.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.12.38-1-1073x1536.jpg 1073w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.12.38-1-1430x2048.jpg 1430w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.12.38-1-scaled.jpg 1788w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1062px) 100vw, 1062px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.14.49-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1087\" height=\"1520\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.14.49-1-1087x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"28381\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.14.49-1.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=28381\" class=\"wp-image-28381\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.14.49-1-1087x1520.jpg 1087w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.14.49-1-732x1024.jpg 732w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.14.49-1-215x300.jpg 215w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.14.49-1-768x1074.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.14.49-1-1098x1536.jpg 1098w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.14.49-1-1464x2048.jpg 1464w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-03-17.14.49-1.jpg 1792w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1087px) 100vw, 1087px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Related: a neighbor with female-identifying handwriting thanks &#8220;Pool Guys&#8221; for their service&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.09-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.09-1140x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28382\" width=\"518\" height=\"690\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.09-1140x1520.jpg 1140w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.09-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.09-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.09-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.09-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.09-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 518px) 100vw, 518px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Note the relative prominence of 2 out of 50 gender IDs for parents:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.31-1-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.31-1-1520x1255.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28383\" width=\"463\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.31-1-1520x1255.jpg 1520w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.31-1-1024x845.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.31-1-300x248.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.31-1-768x634.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.31-1-1536x1268.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-08-31-14.11.31-1-2048x1691.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 463px) 100vw, 463px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And an expression of my deepest personal feelings, ordinarily kept out of this blog as best I can&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-06-12.47.56-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-06-12.47.56-1140x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28386\" width=\"469\" height=\"625\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-06-12.47.56-1140x1520.jpg 1140w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-06-12.47.56-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-06-12.47.56-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-06-12.47.56-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-06-12.47.56-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/2020-09-06-12.47.56-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 469px) 100vw, 469px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Related:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><a href=\"https:\/\/covid.cornell.edu\/\">Cornell University<\/a>, via testing, tracing, and a variety of restrictions that would be generally familiar to convicted felons on probation, is carefully tending a population of tens of thousands of fresh hosts for the coronavirus (as soon as these folks leave the restrictions of the bubble to which they&#8217;ve voluntarily subscribed, the virus will be happy to infect them)<\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the coronavirus to become truly American, it needs to learn to say &#8220;Thank you for your service&#8221;. 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