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<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nNobody came up with my preferred reaction (“You have to say global <\/em>pandemic”). Sampling of the responses:<\/p>\n\n\n\n- That is utterly retarded\u2026\u2026<\/li>
- Whenever I see an aircraft several thousand feet above me, my first thought is always “wonder if they’re being good commies and effing wearing their slave costumes way up there by themselves\u2026”<\/li>
- I get free IFR time whenever I have to fly with a mask and glasses<\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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