{"id":32752,"date":"2021-06-09T13:26:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-09T17:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?p=32752"},"modified":"2021-06-06T20:27:41","modified_gmt":"2021-06-07T00:27:41","slug":"nobody-wants-to-work-coastal-north-carolina-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/09\/nobody-wants-to-work-coastal-north-carolina-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Nobody wants to work, coastal North Carolina edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>If you&#8217;re a devoted reader you might recall <a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/2021\/05\/21\/20-hour-bonanza-flight-over-the-north-pole\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"32570\">20-hour Bonanza flight over the North Pole<\/a>, in which I discuss a plan to fly to Beaufort, North Carolina with some sea turtles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The good news for those who #FollowScience, in which the latest edition is that the vaccinated need not wear masks, is that nobody down there was wearing a mask. Not at the airport (contrary to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.whitehouse.gov\/briefing-room\/presidential-actions\/2021\/01\/21\/executive-order-promoting-covid-19-safety-in-domestic-and-international-travel\/\">Uncle Joe&#8217;s orders<\/a>?), not government workers at a state park, not museum workers, not restaurant workers, not retail store clerks, not shoppers in retail stores, etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The better news for those who like to relax is that, apparently, nobody in North Carolina feels compelled to toil at a soul-destroying job. Restaurants are closed on certain days and\/or telling customers to keep in mind that they&#8217;re short-staffed. A sampling:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.46.35-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1520\" height=\"1140\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.46.35-1520x1140.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"32754\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.46.35-scaled.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=32754\" class=\"wp-image-32754\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.46.35-1520x1140.jpg 1520w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.46.35-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.46.35-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.46.35-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.46.35-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.46.35-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1520px) 100vw, 1520px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-19.58.36-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1140\" height=\"1520\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-19.58.36-1140x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"32755\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-19.58.36-scaled.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=32755\" class=\"wp-image-32755\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-19.58.36-1140x1520.jpg 1140w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-19.58.36-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-19.58.36-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-19.58.36-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-19.58.36-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-19.58.36-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1140px) 100vw, 1140px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.43.40-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1520\" height=\"1140\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.43.40-1520x1140.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"32753\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.43.40-scaled.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=32753\" class=\"wp-image-32753\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.43.40-1520x1140.jpg 1520w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.43.40-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.43.40-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.43.40-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.43.40-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-15.43.40-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1520px) 100vw, 1520px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A few days before Pride Month officially began, but the Turner Street Market sandwich shop is already &#8220;Proud to Celebrate Diversity&#8221;:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-07.44.58-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-07.44.58-1520x1140.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32756\" width=\"519\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-07.44.58-1520x1140.jpg 1520w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-07.44.58-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-07.44.58-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-07.44.58-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-07.44.58-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-07.44.58-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 519px) 100vw, 519px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>How is a sign like this supposed to work at a counter-serve sandwich shop? How would an employee be able to tell what kind of sexual activity is of interest to a customer ordering a sandwich? Is it for situations where a customer says &#8220;I need an extra shot of espresso because I was in a four-way last night with three partners with three different gender IDs and all of the sex really wore me out&#8221;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As long as we&#8217;re talking about nominally sexual relationships&#8230;. &#8220;Marriage is a Workshop where the husband works and the wife shops&#8221;:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.20.23-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.20.23-1520x1140.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32757\" width=\"499\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.20.23-1520x1140.jpg 1520w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.20.23-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.20.23-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.20.23-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.20.23-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.20.23-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>(Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.realworlddivorce.com\/NorthCarolina\">North Carolina family law<\/a>, this division of labor can be extended indefinitely even after one spouse decides to terminate the marriage.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How about identity politics, which we are told is new? This sign about the &#8220;first Jewish member of N.C. legislature, 1808&#8221;, in front of a waterfront house, dates from 2012:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.24.16-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.24.16-1520x1140.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32758\" width=\"376\" height=\"282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.24.16-1520x1140.jpg 1520w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.24.16-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.24.16-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.24.16-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.24.16-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-26-08.24.16-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 376px) 100vw, 376px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>(Zillow says that his descendants won&#8217;t be able to live here unless each one has roughly $2 million to spend on a house.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How about the turtles, you might reasonably ask&#8230; We picked them up from KGHG (Marshfield, MA) in a NOAA-supervised operation at 7 am. The fuel stop was at climate change activist <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/technology\/2021\/jan\/09\/bill-gates-joins-blackstone-in-bid-to-buy-british-private-jet-firm\">Bill Gates&#8217;s Signature Flight Support<\/a> in Atlantic City (amazing hospitality from Stacy Suazo, the general manager). The corporate overlords enforce a moderate degree of coronapanic here. In case the CDC is wrong about COVID-19 not being spread via surface contamination, a sign on the fridge that formerly held water bottles for customers to grab with their filthy virus-covered paws:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-09.44.31-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-09.44.31-1140x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32759\" width=\"305\" height=\"407\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-09.44.31-1140x1520.jpg 1140w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-09.44.31-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-09.44.31-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-09.44.31-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-09.44.31-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-09.44.31-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 305px) 100vw, 305px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Once we arrived at Beaufort (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.airnav.com\/airport\/KMRH\">KMRH<\/a>), the turtles were rushed into a waiting van and we drove 20 minutes to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ncparks.gov\/fort-macon-state-park\/home\">Fort Macon State Park.<\/a> In Florida, it is illegal for ordinary folks to touch sea turtles. In North Carolina, however, we were able to get some training from the experts and then carry our passengers from a ranger&#8217;s pickup truck into the surf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.36.18-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.36.18-1140x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32760\" width=\"485\" height=\"646\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.36.18-1140x1520.jpg 1140w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.36.18-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.36.18-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.36.18-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.36.18-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.36.18-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>(Note my passion for all things LGBTQIA+: the T-shirt is from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tonypacko.com\/history.php\">Tony Packo&#8217;s<\/a>, the stated favorite restaurant of M*A*S*H&#8217;s Corporal Maxwell Klinger, who was seeking to be discharged from the Army as a consequence of gender dysphoria (evidenced by Corporal Klinger&#8217;s wearing of dresses).)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some more images from the beach:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image-10-1520x1131.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1520\" height=\"1131\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image-10-1520x1131.png\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"32761\" data-link=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=32761\" class=\"wp-image-32761\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image-10-1520x1131.png 1520w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image-10-1024x762.png 1024w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image-10-300x223.png 300w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image-10-768x572.png 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image-10-1536x1143.png 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image-10.png 1896w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1520px) 100vw, 1520px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.24.57-1520x1140.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1520\" height=\"1140\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.24.57-1520x1140.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"32762\" data-link=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=32762\" class=\"wp-image-32762\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.24.57-1520x1140.jpg 1520w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.24.57-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.24.57-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.24.57-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.24.57-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.24.57-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1520px) 100vw, 1520px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.36.43-1-1140x1520.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1140\" height=\"1520\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.36.43-1-1140x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"32763\" data-link=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=32763\" class=\"wp-image-32763\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/2021-05-25-13.36.43-1-1140x1520.jpg 1140w, 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