{"id":33214,"date":"2021-07-13T12:44:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-13T16:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/?p=33214"},"modified":"2021-07-10T21:47:56","modified_gmt":"2021-07-11T01:47:56","slug":"fireworks-anxiety-supplants-coronapanic-for-one-weekend-here-in-maskachusetts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/2021\/07\/13\/fireworks-anxiety-supplants-coronapanic-for-one-weekend-here-in-maskachusetts\/","title":{"rendered":"Fireworks anxiety supplants Coronapanic for one weekend here in Maskachusetts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We were out on the highway over the July 4th weekend for a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mass.gov\/info-details\/covid-19-state-of-emergency\">quite-possibly-illegal<\/a> visit to New Hampshire (&#8220;Live Free or Die&#8221; on the license plates, but the state was about average in terms of restrictions on residents justified in the name of COVID-19 (<a href=\"https:\/\/wallethub.com\/edu\/states-coronavirus-restrictions\/73818\">ranking<\/a>)).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For 16 months, Maskachusetts has used its enormous highway signs to hector residents regarding the need to wear masks and\/or the need to go through an elaborate online process to reserve a vaccine (it is <a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/2021\/05\/10\/why-arent-vaccines-available-at-highway-rest-stops\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"32449\">apparently too challenging to run a vaccine clinic at a rest stop<\/a> and change the sign from &#8220;go to a URL&#8221; to &#8220;go to a rest stop&#8221;). Over the July 4th weekend, however, the signs were changed to hector residents residents regarding the potential of imprisonment and\/or fines if they set off fireworks (even sparklers are illegal in MA). A few days later, the signs were back to telling residents to visit a URL to begin the process of ascending into the ranks of the vaccinated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From a ski resort in NH:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-10.43.44-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-10.43.44-1140x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33253\" width=\"449\" height=\"598\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-10.43.44-1140x1520.jpg 1140w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-10.43.44-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-10.43.44-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-10.43.44-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-10.43.44-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-10.43.44-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 449px) 100vw, 449px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sabbaday Falls after the big rain:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-16.27.59-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-16.27.59-1140x1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33255\" width=\"502\" height=\"669\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-16.27.59-1140x1520.jpg 1140w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-16.27.59-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-16.27.59-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-16.27.59-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-16.27.59-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/philip.greenspun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/2021-07-05-16.27.59-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 502px) 100vw, 502px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were out on the highway over the July 4th weekend for a quite-possibly-illegal visit to New Hampshire (&#8220;Live Free or Die&#8221; on the license plates, but the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-massachusetts"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.3 - 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