One of the great things about Puerto Rico is that you get to do business at the Caribe Hilton’s swim-up bar. This is the hotel where the pina colada drink was invented, supposedly, back in 1954. My companion is a true man’s man, who was probably using a chainsaw and a backhoe as soon as he escaped from his Snap-On crib. Let’s call him “Aaron”. I ordered a pina colada. “What’s in that?” he asked. I explained the pineapple juice, rum, and coconut cream concept. Had he never had one? Indeed no. He ordered his own, took three sips and set it aside.