Alternative Realities in the New York Times and New York Post
Yesterday was a day of wonder, according to the New York Post’s front page:
By contrast, the word “Tesla” does not appear on the NYT’s front page as of 10:30 am. Nothing happened that anyone might have watched last night via streaming on X on in person. Elon is mentioned, but only as a pernicious political influence destroying our sacred democracy:
(I do also wonder why anyone is interested in noncitizen voting. An American whose family hasn’t worked in four generations can vote, presumably to increase government spending on the welfare that has enabled the four generations of relaxation. Why does it matter if Kilmar Abrego Garcia (still Maryland’s leading resident, if not exactly “citizen”) can vote for more pupusas and margaritas? When the U.S. was young, a man started work at age 13 and started to vote at age 21. Since there was no welfare state, essentially everyone who voted had worked for at least eight years. Today we have people voting at age 18 who might not enter the workforce or pay taxes until they’re 28+. If they don’t vote for student loan forgiveness then they’re irrational!)
Nonprofit profiteers bleeding taxpayers dry in Minnesota, according to the New York Post, in order to fill the U.S. with humans from one of the world’s most violent and dysfunctional societies (Somalia):
In the NYT, a nonprofit NGO is featured for its valuable work:
Mirjana Spoljaric, the head of the International Committee of the Red Cross. … Spoljaric travels to all sides of active war zones — Gaza, Ukraine, Iran — meeting with the heads of governments and armed groups alike. [where’s her hijab?] … (We spoke before Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced that the government would be live-streaming a public execution — another sign that the old rules and norms are eroding.) Many world leaders “simply don’t care anymore,” she told me. “And this lack of empathy, this lack of anger, is what I find most dangerous at the moment.”
(i.e., Pete Hegseth is far more dangerous and destructive to American interests than anyone in Gaza or Iran.)
The real problem, from the ICRC’s point of view, is not that the Gazans killed civilians across the border into what they call “the Zionist entity” and took, held, and sometimes later killed hostages from Thailand, Eritrea, Israel, the U.S., etc. It is that a
What happened to Gaza and in Gaza to Palestinians and Israelis supersedes every legal, moral and humane standard. There are so many people complicit in what happened there and continues to happen. The worst now is the fact that people are deprived of human dignity. The perception created that if there’s enough food, that’s good enough — for some people it’s good enough to just barely survive in rubble, and for other people it is only good enough if they can return to normalcy and bring their children back to a normal school.
Safe to say that by “There are so many people complicit in what happened there” she doesn’t mean the overwhelming majority of Gazans polled who supported the October 7, 2023 attack and who continue to support the Islamic Resistance Movement (“Hamas”) and Palestinian Islamic Jihad? (And why didn’t this heroic female travel to Cornell where the real genocide happened?)
Let’s turn back to matters purely domestic… In the New York Post, it was a private citizen with a no-doubt-illegal-to-bring-into-the-school gun (which common sense tells us a private citizen shouldn’t have been allowed to own).
In the New York Times, the real heroes are police who investigate after all of the shooting has stopped (The Other Guys whereas the dad featured in the New York Post was either Danson or Highsmith?).
Speaking of Danson and Highsmith, how awesome would it be for a sequel to The Other Guys to feature resurrected Danson and Highsmith pursuing criminals in a rocket-equipped Tesla Roadster? Maybe they would bust into a Cornell fraternity party 2nd floor bedroom window balcony with the car/aircraft?
As long as we’re talking about demure college gals and The Other Guys….
And since we’re talking about “Gator” and the Tesla Roadster, here are some Floridians who are passionate about both:

































