e-shutin.com

For people who are quarantined in their houses or apartments due to the fear of contact with Ebola, how about a service called “e-shutin.com”? With one click you register and get

  • upgraded cable TV subscription with all premium channels
  • higher speed Internet
  • Amazon Kindle Unlimited subscription
  • Amazon Prime subscription
  • additional streaming music subscriptions
  • Peapod online grocery delivery subscription
  • a sign for the front door reading “UPS/Fedex: Please leave packages. No signature required.”
  • subscription to Audible
  • upgraded Netflix subscription to 8 disks out at once

Any other ideas?

9 thoughts on “e-shutin.com

  1. Yes, how about some common sense, to get them to realise they are being ridiculous and are wildly over-reacting?

  2. Meal Delivery instead of or in addition to peapod
    Link to CDC Emerging Infectious Disease Journal
    Dr. Oz phone number
    Dr. Phil phone number
    Pajamagram

  3. hazmat suit for visitors (available at grainger).
    5 gal economy size sodium hypochlorite
    use of a pet (dog or cat) as companionship

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