What frightens the Millionaires for Obama?

by philg

A recent email… (edits within **)

Subject: Alert – Clown Sightings

Body:

message from *HAPPY VALLEY* SCHOOL DISTRICT

Dear Families, Faculty, and Staff,

There have been reports in the news about persons wearing scary clown costumes making threatening gestures towards people. In addition, there have been reports of the use of social media to make threats about actions to be carried out by malicious clowns.

I have been in communication with Police Chief *Bozo* and Detective *Mystere* regarding this situation. There have been no instances of these behaviors in our community or nearby. However, we do want all members of our community to be aware and to report any suspicious behavior to the *Happy Valley* Police or school administration immediately. Remember, if you see something that doesn’t seem right or makes you uncomfortable, it is always best to err on the side of safety and report the situation to our public safety officers.

Thank you,

*Chuckles Calvero*, Superintendent

[Extra credit: rewrite this as an FAA NOTAM]

10 thoughts on “What frightens the Millionaires for Obama?”

  1. partial credit for haiku?

    clowns are on the loose
    but citizens should fear not
    big bro is watching

    clown hysteria
    sweeps across our great land
    don’t believe the hype

    are ‘bad’ clowns to blame,
    for what ills society?
    or is it junk food?

  3. Our schools are sinking.
    Send in the clowns.
    To create a divergence.

    Parents are scared.
    At the sight of a clown.
    Kids are happy.
    At the sight of Ronald McDonald.

  5. There’s some sad things known to man
    But ain’t too much sadder than
    The tears of a clown
    When there’s no one around

  6. Seems that nobody is up to the FAA NOTAM challenge. I will try.

    !FDC 6/3747 BOS SECURITY SPECIAL SCRY CLWN OBSERVED AT 1610012337 UTBE. MAL CLWNS VC SCHOOLS AND PEOPLE. THREATS CONTINUE INDEF. EXRCZ XTRME CAUTION VC BOZO AND FCBK.

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