James Mattis appointed Secretary of Magical Thinking?

The Trumpenfuhrer has appointed James Mattis, a board member of Theranos (WSJ), to a cabinet position. Should we call him the Secretary of Magical Thinking?

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3 thoughts on “James Mattis appointed Secretary of Magical Thinking?

  1. @bob: I think he’s making great inroads toward solving the India-Pakistan conflict, and defusing the cross-strait tensions between big China and little China.

    Israel-Palestine can’t be far behind. Take that, Bill Clinton.

    Ken Lay is unfortunately not available for the Treasury job. Don’t worry, he’ll find someone.

  2. He never married & never reproduced, so the divorce industry obviously doesn’t endorse him either.

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