First world problems (police blotter for Brookline, MA)

Brookline police log, May 23, excerpts:

At 8:25 p.m., a party came to the front desk and spoke to police officer about an orange gummy bear left on a rear bumper behind a Beacon Street business. The caller was advised that it was not a police matter.

At 12:42 p.m., a custodian reported aggressive turkeys at 1 Rene Playground during recess time.

At 1:28 p.m., a caller reported a gaggle of geese in her yard on Fenwood Road, and said they went after her dog.

At 7:00 p.m. a caller reported turkeys in the middle of Beacon Street.

At 12:37 p.m. a caller reported that there was a group of eight people vomiting and filming outside of 111 Cypress St.

3 thoughts on “First world problems (police blotter for Brookline, MA)

  1. 111 Cypress St. has the best parties! (Next weekend, they’re preparing a turkey with all the trimmings)

  2. Animals seize opportunity to rule. Very different from hunting season in “fly-over” lands! But what happened to the dog? Was it a pug?

  3. Dealing with these people as a police officer must be almost as bad as dealing with hoodrats all day.

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