Happy First Day of School (and Watch Out for Killer Salmon)

Today is the first day of school for a lot of Americans. If you’re a young reader, Happy First Day of School to you. If you’re a parent, Happy First Day of Taxpayer-funded Daycare!

Here’s the latest email from our town-run facility for the pre-K crowd (most of it was bold-faced, but I removed that):

… there are students in the preschool that have severe allergies to PEANUTS, TREE NUTS and SALMON. Strict avoidance of all peanut and nut products and salmon is the only way to prevent a life-threatening allergic reaction. Even touching a small amount of a product or an accidental ingestion of a food product containing peanuts could result in a life-threatening situation. We are asking your assistance in providing all students with a safe learning environment.

To reduce the risk of exposure, PEANUTS, all TREE NUTS AND SALMON will NOT be allowed in the preschool this year. Please do not send any foods containing peanuts, nuts or salmon for your child to eat for snacks (morning and extended day) or for lunch in the classroom. Please read ingredients labels carefully. Any exposure to peanuts or nuts through contact or peanuts, nuts and salmon by ingestion can cause a life-threatening allergic reaction requiring emergency care.

Additionally, if your child eats or handles food that contains peanut/nut, peanut/nut oils or peanut/nut dust for breakfast on a school morning, we ask that he/she wash their hands before coming to school.

Readers: What allergies are you getting emails about? Could aggregated school letters from around the U.S. be a useful data set to track to see how Americans are evolving?

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Union jobs are great, but try to pick the right union

Continuing the Happy Labor Day theme…

At a social gathering that included musicians from America’s top symphony orchestras, I learned from a Los Angeles Philharmonic member that Gustavo Dudamel‘s star power is earned (“he’s inspiring”), though Esa-Pekka Salonen was more technically accomplished. A New York Philharmonic member described a project in which the 160 union musicians received “slightly less” total cash than the 5 stagehands required. (The stagehands set up the chairs, music stands, etc.) “The senior stagehands make $550,000 a year,” he explained.

Were the musicians envious of the stagehands’ higher compensation? No. “They should get as much as they can,” said one. The musicians did not see themselves as being in competition with the stagehands for slices of their orchestras’ total income (ticket revenue, charitable donations, etc.).

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Awesome New York Times day for computer-helicopter nerds

Yesterday was a great one, unlikely to be repeated, for computer and helicopter nerds. The front page of the New York Times carried

I would have been able to die happy if they’d also run a Canon versus Nikon piece…

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How to get out of jury duty in Massachusetts

Happy Labor Day!

What if you’ve been called to jury duty and want to labor instead, like a friend’s busy MD/PhD wife? The husband’s advice: “Told her to wear a Trump shirt there.”

Is that permissible? The rules:

Is there a dress code for jury duty?
Performing jury duty is a serious obligation, and people reporting for jury duty should dress in a manner that indicates respect for the court and the people who are relying on the jury to resolve their disputes. While there is no specific dress code, in general you should avoid clothing that is excessively casual, revealing, or in bad condition when you report for jury service. If you are impaneled on a case, the judge may give you additional guidance on appropriate dress for a sitting juror.

Readers: Would it work? And Happy Labor Day! If you do have jury duty next week, I hope that it is an interesting case.

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  • How to escape participation in a Gay Pride parade? Say that you support the cause, but want to be on a Gays for Trump float. (NBC)
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Labor until you are at least 70

I told my friend Mark about MIT giving us 1982ers a lecture on Social Security (see Social Security: How do you run a retirement system for people who spend like drug dealers?) and he said “You have to read Get What’s Yours: The Secrets to Maxing Out Your Social Security

I’ll try to write a little more about this book, but for this Labor Day Weekend, let me summarize the message: Keep laboring until you’re at least 70.

Some excerpts:

Social Security is, far and away, Americans’ most important retirement asset. And that’s true not only for people of modest means. Middle-income and upper-income households actually have the most to gain, in total amounts, from getting Social Security right. Toting up lifetime benefits, even low-earning couples may be Social Security millionaires.

In the longevity sphere, the worst-case scenario is, to reiterate, living too long—living to your maximum possible age of life, and, as a result, outliving your savings and income. Social Security provides insurance against this worst-case scenario. This insurance is safe against inflation and against default. It’s also dirt cheap. There is no close substitute for it in the market.

The three of us were taken aback by the numbers in the far right-hand column of this table. A minuscule 1 to 3 percent of people wait until 70 to take their Social Security retirement benefit—when it’s 76 percent larger than at 62 and 32 percent larger than at 66.

Our point is simply this: if you haven’t saved enough by the time you approach retirement, voluntary or in voluntary, the last thing you should do is claim early, thereby depriving your future self of even more savings for old age. We repeat the key number from the last chapter: the difference between taking your benefits at age 62 and waiting until 70 for a couple can be worth as much as $400,000 in savings.

By being patient and taking your Social Security retirement benefit at age 70, you get guaranteed benefits that are 76 percent higher than those at age 62. (This deal’s not quite as good for those born after 1954.)

The bad news is that the system overall is more complex than Americans can understand:

At the surface level, Social Security is complex because it has so many seemingly crazy rules. At a deeper level, its complexity reflects social policy that, when translated into practice, produces results that often defy common sense. An example is paying survivor benefits, based on the work records of ex-spouses, to the divorced who remarry, but only if they remarry after reaching age 60. Get remarried at 59 and 364 days and you’re out of luck. Another perversity is paying benefits to mothers (or fathers) of young children if their spouse is collecting retirement benefits, but only if the parents are married. If the parents are divorced and under 62, too bad. The result is a government retirement system that few if any can decipher without the kind of help provided here.

You can pay Social Security taxes on every penny you earn and end up with no more benefits than someone who never worked a lick. Thanks to Social Security’s spousal and survivor benefits, spouses who don’t work and never did can receive benefits—reasonably large ones, even—based purely on their living or dead or ex-spouse’s earnings record. Yet if you’re a spouse or ex-spouse who did work and paid Social Security taxes year after year, you may end up with no extra benefits than had you never worked at all.

Employees of the Social Security Administration themselves cannot understand the laws and regulations:

[from one author] Our Social Security system is a disgrace, not in its objectives or in the tremendous help it has provided older people over the years, but in the way it’s been designed and the way it’s been financed. Its complexity is beyond belief. The formula for the Social Security benefits of a married spouse involves ten complex mathematical functions, one of which is in four dimensions! It leads all kinds of people to make all kinds of mistakes in deciding when to take benefits and what benefits to take. And the good folks at Social Security will far too often tell you things that are one hundred percent untrue with one hundred and fifty percent conviction.

Even if you ask Social Security to do things that are perfectly legal, you may run into a brick wall. One lady, whom we’ll call Johanna, took her retirement benefit at 63. When Johanna, who never married, turned 66 in 2015, she called Social Security’s 800 number five times and spoke to five different staffers. Each time she told them that she wanted to suspend her retirement benefit and restart it at 70. Each time she was told that she wasn’t allowed to do so. A couple of the staffers told her she would have been able to do so had she requested a suspension at 66 back when she filed for her early retirement benefit at 63. Johanna was perfectly within her rights to request a retirement benefit suspension upon reaching FRA. The law could not be plainer on this point. Nor is there anything in the law remotely suggesting one needs to request benefit suspension before reaching FRA. And now for the rest of the story. Johanna contacted Larry, who asked her to go to her local office. (He also let a very senior official at Social Security know they should send a notice to all staff about her right to suspend. He has no idea if that happened.) In any case, Johanna went to her local office and the staffer (we’ll call him Ed) with whom she met told her she couldn’t suspend. She showed Ed our book, pointing out the section that discussed suspending your retirement benefit. Ed looked at the book, handed it back, and said, no, she couldn’t suspend. Johanna asked Ed how long he’d worked at Social Security. Six months was the answer. Was Ed sure about his information? Yes, he was sure. Johanna insisted Ed check with his supervisor. Ed went to the back of the office, spent a few minutes, returned, and told Johanna that he, Ed, was right. She couldn’t suspend. Johanna asked to speak to the supervisor. The supervisor, whom we’ll call Gloria, came over and also told Johanna, this time very firmly, that she could not suspend. Johanna asked for her name and phone number, left the office, and then reconnected with Larry. Larry was aghast. “This is seven people in a row who didn’t know about suspending retirement benefits. Unbelievable!” It was Friday evening, but Larry called the number and left a message on Gloria’s answering machine that he’d like to talk with her before his column appeared on Monday—a column that was going to recount Johanna’s experience at their office. Lo and behold, Larry received a call Saturday morning from the office’s director, whom we’ll call Stan. They had a nice chat. Stan said he’d worked for Social Security for 30 years and had never heard about suspending benefits. But, he said, he’d check and call Larry back. Larry said great, but asked why he was working on Saturday. Stan said they were understaffed and swamped. Two hours later, Stan called back, and said his office had made a mistake. Johanna could, indeed, suspend and they had called her and were going to do the paperwork with her on Monday. Larry thanked Stan. But Stan was the eighth person in a row who had known nothing—or the wrong thing—about suspending benefits. The lesson here is that you need to tell Social Security what to do, not ask them. And if they deny you your legal rights, shop around for a Social Security staffer who knows her stuff.

So… even if you’re young, I’ll agree with my friend Mark: “You have to read Get What’s Yours: The Secrets to Maxing Out Your Social Security

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Happy Labor Day Weekend: maybe it is better to refrain from labor

“Is Any Job Really Better Than No Job? Being out of work seems to hurt health, but so do jobs that are stressful and unrewarding.” (Atlantic) suggests that Americans who choose a lifetime of welfare (means-tested housing, means-tested health insurance, food stamps, Obamaphone, etc.) are likely rational.

So Happy Labor Day Weekend, but a lot of us should not be working!

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Preschool Application Questions

Happy Back to School!

A Brooklyn-dwelling friend with a 2-year-old sent me these preschool application questions, from three different schools:

Why are you interested in Brooklyn *** School for your child and what benefits do you[?] expect to gain from this educational experience?

Is there any other information you would like us to know in order to fully understand your child or family?

Please describe your child’s physical, cognitive, and social development.

How did you come to apply to Brooklyn *** School and how do you see our program meeting your family’s needs?

What are the qualities that you believe to be essential in a good education? How do these qualities encourage your child to engage in the learning process?

In your understanding of your child’s temperament and interests, briefly describe the school setting in which you feel your child would function most effectively. Is there anything about your child that you would like to see the teachers thinking about?

Describe your child’s social life (i.e. playdates, park, playground, family, etc.).

Please tell us what you are looking for in a school

He didn’t say to what extent the 2-year-old contributed to the essay answers…

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