Proud 5-year-old: “I was chasing Canada geese on my bike.”
Me: “Why?”
5-year-old: “I want them to go back to Canada.”
Related: Government experts in Everglades National Park remind us that immigrants from Africa, Central America, and South America are “unwelcome” and “crowd out their native neighbors”…
Good for him! If the geese migrated south for the winter, then they should have gone back by now.
Perhaps he was simply worried that they weren’t safe at home.