4 thoughts on “Let’s Go, Brandon”

  1. It’s going to become a verb, and everyone who has that name is going to have to figure out how much they like it or how to change their name or how much therapy they need. It’s going to be like what happened with Charles Bronson’s name:

    “You’ve been Brandoned!”
    “Don’t You Dare Tickle Me, Brandon!”
    “Did you Brandon that guy again?”
    “I’ve been Brandoned so many times I’m getting sick and tired of it!”

    Someone will mount a new production of “Brandon and Juliet”:

    “O Brandon, Brandon, wherefore art thou Brandon?
    Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
    Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
    And I’ll no longer be a Capulet.
    ‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy:
    Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
    What’s Montague? It is nor hand nor foot
    Nor arm nor face nor any other part
    Belonging to a man. O be some other name.
    What’s in a name? That which we call a rose
    By any other name would smell as sweet;
    So Brandon would, were he not Brandon call’d,
    Retain that dear perfection which he owes
    Without that title. Brandon, doff thy name,
    And for that name, which is no part of thee,
    Take all myself.”

    • Paul McCartney and/or Wings will re-release a song: “BrandOn The Run”

      It’s like being named: “Adolf Hasselhoff Bundy” or something.

  2. Google autocompletes just after typing “let’s”! At least the slogan is funnier than the obnoxious “Yes, we can!” (how does that promise sound to Americans in 2021 …).

  3. Went to recharge my Sodastream cylinder at the local paintball/Airsoft shop. No can do Bob. The priority of delivery is 1) hospitals, 2) restaurant trade 3) everybody else. So Airsoft players, and people who take their bourbon with soda, are SOL.
    Had to bust my guy with a variation on the Monty Python Cheese Shop routine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz1JWzyvv8A

    So is Brandon sequestering all of the CO2? The bastid…

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