A friend and I just scheduled a romantic two-day getaway at the Ron Fellows Corvette-driving school (December 7-8 was the earliest they had available). Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas, as in most of the United States (see Where New York Times readers don’t want to follow Europe: Legalized prostitution), but legal in some other parts of Nevada, including Pahrump, where the race track is located. One “gentleman’s resort” is Sheri’s Ranch. Given recent publicity, however, such as “First Son spent $30k in five months on ‘the girlfriend experience'” (Daily Mail), I wonder if a successful competitor could be started. A name that everyone can remember? “Hunter’s”
What’s the revenue opportunity? From the Daily Mail:
In January 2019, Hunter texted Moreva (Eva) asking for eight more hours with the women. He said he had already spent $5,000 on eight hours of their time and would like an additional eight for a total 16-hour rendezvous
I am, of course, disappointed that the headline did not read “spent $30k in five months on prostitutes, $*** on crack cocaine, and then wasted the rest of his money”.
One way to legalize prostitution would be to declare a federal health emergency. 10% for the big guy.
A common joke amongst friends involved a kilo of blow and hookers when describing how to rapidly spend down money. I am disappointed to learn it does not appear to be much better at disposing of money than turbine aircraft ownership and will have to come up with a new phrase.
Hunter should get a Medal of Honor from his dad for helping teach all of the us the true ‘value’ of hookers and blow.
Joe Biden should replace Kamala Harris with Hunter Biden when he runs in 2024. The most popular president (by votes counted) and the “smartest guy he knows” would surely be a winning ticket, right?
If you wanted to mix constitution (which Hunter apparently had a lot of?) and prostitution, there was no one better than… https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/07/pro-trump-pimp-dennis-hof-wins-nevada-election-weeks-after-he-died.html
Repent ye common voters & lug around your morbidly obese partners with 3 stepsons while your rulers partake of sin.
> A friend and I just scheduled a romantic two-day getaway at the Ron Fellows Corvette-driving school
Get a head start by practicing on a simulator at home. Buy wheel + pedals ($400 Logitech g923, or up to Fantec), then log some hours playing rFactor2 (very accurate physics). You’ll be way ahead, faster, and safer when you hit the track in real life.
What were you talking about after the first sentence – ’cause I stopped reading? Regardless of the rest of it, I think you’ll have an intelligent, enjoyable and educational experience at Spring Mountain. I wouldn’t buy a C8 without taking a course like that; it’s really the only way to learn the car’s abilities and limits and improve your skills so you can handle them safely. It’s a very different machine from a minivan. Do it the right way and have a great time!
People talk about white privilege, but I want Biden privilege. Women, cocaine, guns; easy access to top-notch education and even better jobs. What a country!
I mean Hunter isn’t even elected to anything, you should want Trump privilege.
Australian Anon: isn’t Trump famous for refusing even alcohol? A teetotaler isn’t a great example of how to party like a rock star.