Kilmar’s Pupusa and Margarita Café

A chain idea to appeal to roughly half of Americans: a Kilmar Armando Ábrego García-themed restaurant. The name: “Kilmar’s”. What should a restaurant named after this hero serve? CNN:

Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran national, entered the US illegally sometime around 2011, but an immigration judge in 2019, after reviewing evidence, withheld his removal. That meant he could not be deported to El Salvador but could be deported to another country. A gang in his native country, the immigration judge found, had been “targeting him and threatening him with death because of his family’s pupusa business.”

Obviously the menu must include the pupusas that Kilmar’s mom was making at home and that U.S. government employees had no trouble believing were a source of gang interest. The restaurant should offer margaritas just like the ones that Kilmar enjoyed with Maryland Senator Van Hollen and there should be a table with a fiberglass replica of Sen. Van Hollen so that customers can get pictures of themselves like the one below.

There should be a Chevy Suburban inside the restaurant that has been cut away to function as a table. The Suburban should be the same model year as the one that Kilmar was driving when pulled over in Tennessee.

Photos from a celebration of Kilmar Armando Ábrego García that we had in Sun Valley, Idaho last month:

2 thoughts on “Kilmar’s Pupusa and Margarita Café

  1. For every illegal migrant like Kilmar who receiving assistance and attention, there is an American citizen in need who is being neglected. Resources are limited, Senator Hollen and the Democratic need to look after American citizens, not some illegals.

    • George: I think this is precisely where Americans disagree. Those who advocate for open borders say that our resources are unlimited because each migrant who comes across the border increases our resources. Waiting times at emergency rooms will be reduced with more undocumented migrants because so many migrants are fully qualified and nurses. I guess there are some who admit that resources are limited, but they say that their huge fund of empathy makes them happy to wait 5 months to see a medical specialist if that means migrants can get unlimited health care.

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