I visited Providence, Rhode Island to check in with a professor at Brown and to torture our 10-year-old with some art museums.
The highlight of the visit was the massive liberation of previously sequestered carbon on Saturday, September 27 via Waterfire.
Here is some of the wood set up and also one of Elizabeth Warren’s cousins paddling in a dugout canoe:
While there we learned that cherished American liberty has been replaced by the cruel tyrannical rule of a king. Also, there is no urgency about protesting the situation and we can endure three additional weeks of tyranny before holding a “No Kings” march:


It’s important to “fight Trumps fascism”, but only one day out of every 14:
While living under fascism don’t forget to also help support Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad by feeding every Gazan fighters’ kids:
The RISD Museum’s Charity, circa 1550, reminds us that we will never run out of resources if we promise to fund an unlimited number of other people’s children:
The officials who work in the State House want to remind you to (1) use all of your federal EBT/SNAP benefits, and (2) adopt a pit bull.




The 10-year-old caught a break when we spent the afternoon at the Electromagnetic Pinball Museum, about 12 minutes north in Pawtucket. It’s an all-white group of people embedded in an all-Black neighborhood of, I think, Cape Verdean migrants enjoying a comprehensive welfare lifestyle. Here’s a thoughtful exploration of AANHPI cultural heritage and also a machine with an Elizabeth Warren theme:




What’s on the mind of Brown students? Free Palestine and Boycott Israel; Fight Against Fascism; organize a bbq restricted to students with one skin color; go on vacation with fellow students of one skin color.





1) https://www.pinterest.com/pin/414260865703341249/
“Fire, fire, heh, fire!” — Beavis
2) Scroat Island
Did you pick up a copy of the Providence Daily Journal (“America’s oldest daily newspaper in continuous publication”) and read the daily update on all sub-human pervs trying to lure children into their vans with weedsicles? I heard Royal Berry Town was going to need a $1B 10′ sea wall to keep the marina dry by 2030. (I also heard some Ohioans dissing the sunshine state, and calling it “Floriduh” and “Floridud”.)
3) Charity
Le pew, what a horrible painting. You indeed should have let the kids watch some Warner Brother cartoons locked in the 130 deg. F. car rather than expose them to that smut. Is the one cherub, how you say–succion du mamelon–even hers?
4) Spring Break
The B in 2SLGBTQ+? is for bisexual, not black. The gay Chads and lesbian Beckies are well represented in that poster.
So I look forward to part deux, et trois? Au revoir pour le moment, RI!
Follow-ups:
> 2 Scroat Island
In my homeland, we are required by law to call it Île Scrotale. And we are required to believe that escargot is superior to those deep fried salty phloem food called “quahogs”. (The weirdness of “Family Guy” isn’t that much of an exaggeration, BTW.)
> 3 Charity
Is she pregnant AGAIN?