Report from the trenches: The post-Trump de-woked Smithsonian (Vol I)

We are informed that Donald Trump has attacked America’s museums in general and the Smithsonian in particular. “Will Museums Fight Back Against Trump?” (New York Times, August 22, 2025):

The president’s attacks on the Smithsonian Institution and other museums have become an effort to redefine why such places exist.

President Trump has sought to govern with an iron grip the federal bureaucracy, the economy and even the finer details of White House architecture.

He wants to put his stamp on the culture of the nation, too.

The president, once a fixture of tabloids and reality television, is waging a war on the rarefied cultural spaces he says have become too “woke.”

We took our boys (10 and 12) to the de-woked Smithsonian National Museum of American History on October 4, 2025. Just inside the front door, the boys learned that they “belong” in girls’ sports just as soon as they raise their hands and say “we identify as girls”. It’s not a matter up for debate, but simply “fair play” when “transgender, nonbinary, and cisgender female athletes demand equality”. The Smithsonian certainly doesn’t mention that there are any dissenters (“haters”) from this dogma, though, as we would find throughout the museum every sign is translated into Spanish (but not Arabic, Chinese, Somali, Swahili, Dari, Pashto, Urdu, or any of the other languages of migrants who make America great).

There’s a lot of explanation for the womanly skateboarder at right:

Our primary objective was to see the lowrider show (see also Lowriders in Fort Worth for these machines in their native increasingly-Islamic element). Spanish 101: the word for “lowriding” is “El lowriding”.

The de-woked curators remind us that American Hispanics claim victimhood going back at least 75 years:

(The discrimination was so bad that an additional 50 million Latinx migrated to the U.S. during the ensuing years? See also “Inhuman treatment” of immigrants in the U.S.)

If I can get our Honda Odyssey’s batteries to stop failing (the most recent 4-year AGM battery survived for about 1.5 years) it would be awesome to find the paint shop that did this one:

The depth of color isn’t achievable with a wrap, I don’t think.

Father of the Year Daniel Tovar made a lowrider for his daughter:

One hundred percent of the people described and depicted in the exhibit as actually building lowriders of significance had traditional male names and appeared to identify as men (moustaches, male attire, etc.):

(the dapper gentlemen is Sonny Madrid, who founded Lowrider magazine in 1977)

The gift shop, on the other hand, explains that it is actually Latinas who are responsible for lowriders:

To be continued…

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