I recently wrote up our Celebrity Ascent cruise experience and also wrote about St. Kitts. This is about the other four ports that we visited. Most of our ground activities were planned by ChatGPT.
Barbados
Despite the fact that the U.S. had just kidnapped the democratically elected leader of Venezuela, about 500 miles south, the port was relaxed.
We did the 20-minute walk to downtown Bridgetown, past the Harvard Club of Barbados (the Palestinian flag):
We ducked into the Church of the Holy Trinity (1830; rebuilt 1999):
Downtown is quiet and geared toward locals.
The National Heroes Square honors Rihanna
The synagogue (1654; rebuilt in 1833 after a hurricane) operates services on Shabbat with 30-40 people attending, mostly vacationing Jews. It’s a UNESCO World Heritage site and a museum the rest of the time. Robert Kraft probably wouldn’t want to feature the historic Jews of Barbados in a Super Bowl ad. Like other Europeans, they showed up to make money in sugar cultivation, didn’t object to slavery, and moved elsewhere when the industry was destroyed by the 19th century sugar beet revolution. Intolerance isn’t always bad (see below; Jews prevented from owning enough slaves to work a plantation):
The synagogue was restored in 1987 and the Barbadians remain proud of it:
We got some ideas for repainting the Honda Odyssey from the taxi stand and headed over to the Atlantis Submarine dock:
Make sure to pay extra for the front seats!
As in the U.S., people are leaving the coronapanic signs up. Atlantis used to pack about 50 people into a small tube and the virus prevention strategy was a 5-cent mask:
A short walk away is the modest house where Rihanna grew up:
Back to the port:
Summary: a pleasant slow-paced island.
Tortola
Arrival:
We walked by the Supreme Court:
And Avis rental car?
To get to the Botanic Gardens where Donald Trump’s National Park pricing system prevails (foreigners pay 3X):
Science reminds us that “uncontrolled transport of plans and soil” is harmful to natives (uncontrolled transport of humans, on the other hand, always benefits natives):
Tortola is where a lot of people pick up their Moorings rental catamarans. They run a market where everything necessary for a good week on the water is available:
For the crypto bros who have escaped paying U.S. taxes by moving to the Ritz-Carlton Dorado in Puerto Rico:
ChatGPT told us to go to Cane Garden Bay, which is more crowded than any beach in Florida (fewer people than on some parts of Miami Beach, but the sand is not nearly as wide):
We had a nice lunch at Rhythm+Sands. The obligatory Caribbean spiny lobster:
The port includes a #Science lesson:
Here are are parked next to our brothers, sisters, and binary-resisters on Norwegian Epic, which seems to follow an almost identical itinerary:
Sailing away, we see some of the same sights as those enjoyed by the Moorings bareboat renters, but from a higher perch and with about 10 restaurants to choose from within an easy walk from our berths:
St. Lucia
We did a morning snorkel trip on a catamaran that included views of the famous Pitons.
Marigot Bay, where I was able to tell fellow snorkelers, “That’s just like the yacht that our family had when I was growing up”:
It turns out that St. Lucia was the birthplace of two Noble laureates:
Celebrity warned us about robberies when ashore, but we never felt unsafe walking around Castries. (We weren’t warned about crime in any of the other ports.)
St. John’s, Antigua
The port is a bit unnerving, with locals aggressively hawking their services. We were reminded to stay safe by wearing a mask:
We visited the downtown museum, inside an old courthouse. We learned that people who lived in Antigua for 3,000 years were wiped out by immigrant Arawaks from South America. After they killed all of the natives, the Arawaks lived in harmony with nature by slash-and-burn agriculture.
Just up the hill, the Catholic cathedral (1845):
Then it was time for a water taxi to Dickenson Bay, a ChatGPT suggestion that we didn’t love. Most of the facilities are controlled by Sandals, an all-inclusive resort.
Sailing away:
Conclusion
Given our own beach-adjacent status here in Florida, I don’t think I would have wanted to spend a lot of time at any of the above islands. It is more or less the same idea as what we have here in Jupiter, but with much less convenience (can’t just drive 10 minutes to the Apple Store at the Gardens after the iPhone fails; can’t get 50,000 different SKUs at a Publix supermarket 7 minutes away). Coral reef snorkeling would be an exception, but there are denser coral reefs in other parts of the world.
Coming from the miserable Northeast or Midwest, though, probably a cruise around the smaller islands in a Moorings catamaran would be great or even just a hotel stay in Barbados.