Why don’t heavy drinkers get Tesla FSD?

Here’s a bit of sad news from everyone’s favorite semiconductor physicist:

If Britney Spears had enough money to buy the depicted non-self-driving BMW why didn’t she instead choose a self-driving Tesla? In that case, there wouldn’t have been any possibility of the police noticing erratic driving. She might have been breaking the law and failing to be prudent, but she wouldn’t have been pulled over so long as the Tesla software wasn’t also impaired by alcohol.

Loosely related, Britney Spears’s tutorial on semiconductors:

2 thoughts on “Why don’t heavy drinkers get Tesla FSD?

  1. Phil, do you have any limits on, well, anything? Brit-H8? Brit-Brexit? Brit-Brit keeps ignoring my crazy love letters, where I promise I’ll be her designated driver anytime. She won’t listen to my “Designated Driver” demo tape, keeps coming back “Delivery Refused”.

    There’s a slight error in her math, also “bandedges” should be “band edges”. Not too bad though — do they pay her in makeup, lip filler, and botox?

    Just kidding, Britney, <333 (Designated Driver?)

  2. > If Britney Spears had enough money to buy the depicted non-self-driving BMW why didn’t she instead choose a self-driving Tesla?

    Electric cars drive like those cars I used to drive as a kid in amusement parks. I never understood the charm of driving electric cars, except for it being environment friendly, which again I never totally understood. Like if the total carbon footprint of manufacturing a new Tesla + driving it of X years < Driving the old IC engine car for X years, what's the value of X?

    I wanted to buy a Toyota Supra final edition before they stop making IC engine ones, but looks like I might have to forget about it.

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