Louis Zamperini on flight training

Before he became a bombardier, Louis Zamperini was training as a pilot. Here’s his description of learning to fly from Devil at My Heels:

MY PRIMARY TRAINING started on March 19, 1941, at the Hancock College of Aeronautics in Santa Maria, just south of San Luis Obispo, in California. They’d named the field after Captain G. Allan Hancock, a big oilman who built the Hancock Library of Biology and Oceanography at USC. He also created Hancock Park in Los Angeles, a famous mid-Wilshire neighborhood, on part of the land left to him by his father, Major Henry Hancock. I drove north with a couple of buddies. The army took pictures of me in my tracksuit, posing in a racer’s starting-line crouch, on an airplane wing. Because of my track career, I was always good for some free publicity, and I was happy to help. After a few weeks of ground studies they finally put me in a training plane. What a shock. I’d flown to New York on commercial planes, but it’s different in a small craft. Some guys loved it. I didn’t. At first I got a little disoriented, twisting and turning, but when they put me through the “spins,” that was it. I had a better time on the ground. We got weekends off, and most of us went into town to drink. That was fine as long as you didn’t come back drunk. If you did, the MPs would haul you to the infirmary and forcefully inject a 15 percent Argyrol solution straight up your penis. It burned and you’d scream your head off and not sleep well that night. They said it was for our own good, though. The air corps didn’t want anyone to catch VD from the girls in town. I heard more than one recruit protest, “No, I didn’t have any sex with any woman.” But who trusts a drunk?

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Louis Zamperini on today’s sports culture

Louis Zamperini, in Devil at My Heels:

CONGRATULATORY WIRES POURED in from family and friends. Not only had I proven a point for Pete and myself, I’d made the Olympic team. Those who didn’t qualify were gentlemen, congratulating us and bidding us a good time in Berlin. No emotion, just Godspeed. Today it’s different. Someone who doesn’t make the team might weep and collapse. In my day no one fell on the track and cried like a baby. We lost gracefully. And when someone won, he didn’t act like he’d just become king of the world, either. Athletes in my day were simply humble in our victory. I believe we were more mature then. Today’s athletes have more muscle and better physical-fitness programs, lighter shoes and faster tracks— but some still can’t win or lose cheerfully. Maybe it’s because the media puts so much pressure on athletes; maybe it’s also the money. In my day we competed for the love of the sport. Performance-enhancing drugs could be had, but no one wanted to win unfairly or damage his health. In my day we patted the guy who beat us on the back, wished him well, and that was that.

[revisiting this in 2011, age 94] We had a single soccer ball for four or five blocks’ worth of kids; you were lucky if you got to kick it once. We had free time to burn. Distractions? Radio, yes, but no TV. Movies were only once a week. We were happier than people are today, despite the hard times. We overcame adversity and each time we did we enhanced our hardiness. We also knew how to win and lose gracefully. When I was a young runner, I went undefeated for three and a half years. But I knew that this winning streak could not go on forever, that some day I’d lose. So I asked myself what kind of loser I wanted to be. I decided that I’d handle it with grace. Four or five months later the day arrived. When another runner won the race I went over and congratulated the man. The runner’s family and girlfriend embraced me. Today losing teams stare at the ground. Just once I’d like to see the losing coach walk over and congratulate the winning coach.

 

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Should public schools provide free lunches?

“Shaming Children So Parents Will Pay the School Lunch Bill” (nytimes, 4/30/2017) is interesting for the comments.

Most of the readers express outrage that Big Government is not quite big enough. Also, it is the Trumpenfuhrer’s fault how things are run by local school districts. A sampling:

Donald Trump gets away with $900m unpaid tax bill and yet we are shaming our children for $5 unpaid lunch bill. Go figure.

Some of the $50 billion Trump proposes for military spending would be useful here…

A few of Trump’s weekends in Florida would buy lunches for all the children.

We in the “World’s Richest Country” or the “Greatest Country” shouldn’t ever allow school kids to be shamed or go hungry. What happened to our sense of decency?

If America can afford tax cuts for the richest people, it can afford to drop the idea of cuts — no, just reduce them by the necessary amount — and pay for school lunches. These would not be free lunches, for indeed there is no such thing, but prudent-investment lunches.

I wonder how many of these parents voted for Trump. Desperate and poor, did they vote against themselves and their children? If so, why should I care about them Just askin’ . .

(Maybe we should have free food at schools, but only for kids whose parents can prove that they voted for Hillary and post virtuous messages on Facebook?)

It turns out that collecting the money it itself a painful bureaucratic process:

My daughter is finishing up at a public school. I had to set up a lunch account for her on a special website with a credit card. I had to manage the balance. Even I had trouble. It was a real pain. Now imagine not having internet service at home. Or a credit card. Or having 4 kids to do this for. It is not always just a money issue. Again the school does not accept cash. I can understand not having the money. What I cannot understand is why some schools make it so hard to manage a lunch account.

But where there is painful government bureaucracy there is also profit:

What this article does not mention, and is a big contributor to the student’s family debt, is that many schools now use third party profit making companies to administer these so-called lunch accounts. Companies like mypaymentsplus.com pitch their services to school districts, who then award them the payment administering contract. Those companies, in turn, charge the families service fees (supposedly for the “convenience”) in the neighborhood of 5%. That works out to the equivalent of one meal per month not going to the student, but to a money-making operation instead.

A handful of readers suggest that children and parents could exhibit fiscal responsibility:

No mention of the “brown bag” option? Too rushed in the morning to make a sandwich? Make it the night before. Especially the high school students who are old enough to take responsibility for this simple task.

Here’s an iconoclastic thought: What ever happened to parents packing an inexpensive, nutritious lunch of peanut butter, banana, raisins and carrot sticks? Why pay someone else to do what you should do, then rail about its flaws?

It’s incomprehensible that these parents aren’t packing a lunch for their child to take to school. By the look of these families, they have access to plenty of food.

How is it the school’s fault for not giving children lunch if the child hasn’t paid for it? Should we teach the kids it’s OK to take things from others without money? Should we go a step further and say that you should EXPECT free things in life?

[from a Swedish-American] Parents should be responsible for feeding their children, not schools.

Gina D is, well, there is no polite way to say this… a potential hater:

The tactic is shameful. No question about it. But in this particular case, how many lunches would the nail job and tats have paid for? [Gina was apparently looking at the photos]

Reeducation camp for this gal if she wants to keep living in the Caring Republic of California!

Uh oh, here is a potential Trump voter who snuck into a nytimes subscription:

Whose kids get the humiliation of “lunch debt?” The middle class. The ones whose taxes pay for everyone else’s free lunch. Can you imagine the rage of these parents, who may both be working two jobs to be in the middle class, when they find out that their kid came home hungry because they forgot to pay the lunch bill, or they just didn’t have the cash around when they needed to pay. The current system of means testing just builds resentment among the middle class for the less well off, not to mention prevents some kids who need a free lunch from getting it. Means tested social programs are divisive and short sighted, whether they are for lunch or university tuition. Free lunch for all or free for none.

In Nation of Victims, any time is a good time to talk about one’s victimhood and the enduring scars:

In 1958 a nun (Sister of Charity in southwestern Pa) at my Catholic grade school shamed me because my father was an alcoholic. I have never forgotten that horrible experience.

One interesting aspect of the comments is that a remarkable number of taxpaying citizens seem to be unaware that they are already funding school food to the tune of about $17 billion per year (see this schedule from February 2015). The Federal handouts started life at $70 million in 1947 and grew to $6.1 billion in 2000 (USDA).

What a heartless nation America has become. … What next in modern America? Cut off the air supply of babies whose parents don’t pay taxes?

A very Great America. The president of the country sits on chairs made of gold, but kids can’t get a meal.

What is wrong with us? In other developed nations do children go hungry? One child in five in this country lives in poverty. Yeah, we are number one by a wide margin in developed countries in the percent of childhood poverty.

This is so sad. Philanthropists give tons of money to others in third world countries and Oprah started a school in Africa. What is wrong with taking care of the neediest in our country?

This puts the truth to our moniker as the richest country in the world. [Blake Strack has apparently not looked at this list of countries ranked by per capita GDP.]

[See Canvassing for Elizabeth Warren (2012) for a passionate local liberal who was unaware of the existence of Medicaid, a $486 billion/year program at the time.]

Some people do stay focused long enough to consider the actual food:

Its not as if this lunch food is in any way good for the kids.

From the looks of those in the photos with the article, they could do with missing a few meals. Pizza and chocolate milk ??? When the kid is obese?

Internet lets us hear from Smug Europeans:

I’m happy to be living in a country (Finland) where all children automatically get a free lunch in school, paid for out of public funds, every day of the school year. Nor would the menu include pizza; kids get enough junk food outside school. The lunches are nutritionally well planned, as well as designed to be (mostly) appealing to kids. It’s like single-payer, free or low-cost health care; once you get used to it. you can’t imagine any other way to run things.

[Yes, well, I’m sure it would work great here in the U.S. too… as long as we could import enough Finns to run the whole thing.]

As someone who regularly gets hardcopy bills from government agencies in the mail, typically for $5 to $25 (landing fees at government-run airports), I have a suspicion that administrative costs of collecting lunch money may render the net proceeds negligible (keep in mind that 2/5ths of American children in 2015 qualified for taxpayer-funded lunch and 1/5th for taxpayer-funded breakfast (CNN)).

What about schools teaching fiscal responsibility? Most school districts have buried themselves in explicit debt from new buildings and in implicit debt from pension obligations (just need that 8 percent real return on investment every year for the next 50 years and for every retired schoolteacher to smoke two packs per day; then the numbers will work out!). So they are probably not well-situated to lecture students about paying bills, living within one’s means, etc.

Perhaps the best argument for the current system is that students have an opportunity to learn, at a young age, that working may not be better than collecting welfare. By working at a medium-wage job, in addition to giving up 2000 hours (plus commuting time) per year, a young American will impair his or her opportunity to get a taxpayer-funded house, taxpayer-funded food (SNAP), taxpayer-funded health care, and a taxpayer-funded mobile phone. A daily reminder that families where adults don’t work get cash or cash-equivalents from families where adults do work might be useful input for a young American’s life planning.

My personal idea: Set out an unlimited buffet for all students and teachers, but restrict it to healthful food that nobody really wants to eat: salad, cut vegetables, tofu, brown rice. Nobody goes hungry, nobody gets fatter, and kids who want to eat junk food are motivated to pack a lunch. Even without any revenue, costs to taxpayers will be far lower than under the present system because the idea of eating salad is so terrifying that many more students will bring lunches.

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How can a computer company lose data that it gathered only a minute earlier?

Dell has refused to accept a return of the XPS 13 2-in-1 that they sold me for $2,400 (sampling of issues: it gets stuck in “tablet mode” even when opened as a laptop, it can’t stay connected to a Bluetooth mouse, it stops listening to its touchscreen hardware, and it stops listening to the trackpad (so eventually there is no pointer at all and you’d have to remember all of the Windows keyboard shortcuts to accomplish the basics)).

On the theory that “Maybe 25 hours on the phone with these guys isn’t enough and the 26th hour will be the charm,” I called 877-907-3355 to try to get tech support. This starts with a 2-minute automated process of entering, via voice, the “service tag” (letters and numbers). The automated attendant confirms the service tag. Then it tries to transfer you to “the right department.” Once this resulted in immediate disconnection. When the call was successfully transferred to a human, the first thing that she asked was “What’s your service tag number?” (Before I could give it to her, the call was disconnected, but that’s incidental to the subject of this post.)

As a computer nerd I am always fascinated when companies have a customer service system that asks for some information and then has no way to make the typed-in stuff available to the human who ultimately answers the phone. Also, that it seems to be rare for customer service agents to have access to Caller ID. So a lot of time is wasted in asking the customer a callback number (not to mention the potential for errors).

In the case of Dell, perhaps they have an incentive to waste customer time so that people stop calling for tech support (though how many will buy a second machine from this company?). But that’s not true for a lot of other companies that answer phone calls. If they are inefficient and drop information on the floor it ends up costing them extra customer service hours as well as potentially reducing customer loyalty.

So… why can’t the computers that answer the phone talk to the computers on the agents’ desks? And why can’t they see Caller ID? How hard can that be?

[Okay, and before the Mac fans start dishing out ridicule in the comments section, let me admit in advance that I made a huge mistake by buying this machine! Obviously a MacBook (or even a $500 Acer) would have outperformed this $2,400 Dell. And if the MacBook had failed for some reason, I would be able to zip over to the Apple Store and get it fixed rather than spending hours on the phone with Dell or returning it to them for service (projected turn-around time: 2+ weeks).]

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Automatic disaster area status for presidential visit?

My Facebook friends are suddenly concerned about the disruption that occurs when a U.S. President leaves the White House. Street traffic is halted, general aviation is shut down, flight schools have to turn customers away until the President leaves. There are calls for compensation (where were these folks when we suffered through 8 years of Barack Obama vacationing on Martha’s Vineyard (and therefore shutting down non-scheduled aviation in a huge part of New England during a prime season)?).

I’m wondering if a mechanism already exists for this. Suppose that an earthquake or hurricane shut down commerce in a part of the country for a few days or weeks. The President would declare that part of the country a disaster area and cash would flow. A Presidential visit, post 9/11, can be just as disruptive as a natural disaster. Why not have a rule that any time a President visits, the area visited is automatically declared to be a disaster area and thus affected businesses or individuals can apply for compensation?

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Could we reenter the great age of custom coach building given a standard electric car chassis?

Tesla dealers usually have an example chassis. It seems as though everything important is contained within it. Is it possible that we could therefore go back to the great age of coach-builders? The beautiful Duesenberg that we admire in a museum probably does not have a body made by Duesenberg.

Government regulations are much more complex these days and perhaps represent an insurmountable hurdle for non-mass-production, but if a standard chassis were available could there be at least hundreds of custom road-legal cars built under kit car regulations?

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Teaching STEM to 2nd and 3rd graders

One of the hazards of being known as an MIT nerd is being tapped to teach “STEM” to kids. Here’s what I have learned about teaching 2nd and 3rd graders…

Their budget of sitting quietly and producing stuff on paper has been used up by the school system. Everything extracurricular should be hands-on.

The goal of the class was for them to understand how helicopters worked. So they needed to learn about Newton’s Laws, the Bernoulli Principle, how a wing works (combination of Bernoulli and Newton’s Third Law), how spinning a wing guarantees airspeed even when the fuselage isn’t moving (hovering!), and why you need a tail rotor if there is just one main rotor (Newton’s Third Law again).

It turned out that discussion around a table, drawings, and making posters on these topics wasn’t that interesting to the young scholars. However, getting some foam gliders and learning that they stall and spin without the supplied nose weight was quite compelling, as were a couple of trips to the airport to see real aircraft and finally actually fly in a real helicopter (we waited for a day without the 30-knot gusts that typically plague Boston in the spring).

If I were doing it again I would change the class to “How airports work” because the airport is concrete and there is lots of stuff to see and understand. The aerodynamics of planes and helicopters can be learned in this context. Models can be made. The control tower and fire department can be visited (if it is a big airport).

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Trump’s proposed 15 percent corporate tax rate

What do readers think about Donald Trump’s proposed 15 percent corporate tax rate? Personally I think the Federales would end up collecting more taxes in the long run. As far as I can tell, the threshold where individuals and companies get serious about restructuring (usually in unproductive ways) to avoid taxes is a 20 percent rate. Below 20 percent and people will pay. Above 20 percent and people will devote time and attention that they could have spent growing the GDP instead toward the goal of paying less taxes.

“GE Transfers Bulk of Tax Team to PwC” (2017) is interesting because it reveals that our Boston neighbor GE had roughly 900 lawyers and certified public accountants at the end of 2016. These folks were effective at reducing GE’s tax rate to 0 percent (Boston Globe).

I think that there will be a lot more productive business activity in the U.S. if Americans don’t devote their best hours and best minds to figuring out how to keep more of what they have earned. Maybe the actual corporate tax paid will be a little lower due to the lower rate, but the extra business productivity will lead to more tax collected via payroll taxes, sales taxes, property taxes, etc.

I’m not sure if anyone has tried to measure how much the GDP has been shrunk by American enterprises setting up tax-avoidance vehicles offshore, Americans going to law school instead of engineering school, etc. (something like this aggregate analysis of the effects of U.S. family law would be nice)

Readers: What do you think? Presumably Congress won’t enact this into law (my theory is that any significant law that could be passed already has been), but what would happen if they did? (And what kind of vote is required to drop the tax rate? A simple majority? Could Republicans do this if they were unified? (which of course they aren’t!))

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Thoughtful perspective on family matters

Woman behind counter at Blick Art Supplies in Ft. Lauderdale, when I said that I needed directions to the part of the store selling items to keep a 1.5-year-old and a 3-year-old busy:

Having children is like getting a tattoo on your face. You have to really want it because you’re going to be looking at it every day.

Louis Zamperini, in Devil at My Heels:

The mayor asked, “Did anything good come out of your two and a half years as a prisoner of war?”

“Yes,” I said. “It prepared me for fifty-three years of married life.”

Readers: What’s your best quote along these lines?

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