Depending on the Great Father in Washington for hurricane forecasts
One of my Facebook friends linked to this editorial from the Weather Channel about a proposed 17 percent budget cut to NOAA. Americans will die, said these Hillary supporters, if the Trumpenfuhrer’s cruel axe falls on NOAA.
One question is why would a federal agency’s work suffer from a budget cut? If NOAA is like the USDA, they could fire half of their workers without any effect on productivity. Given that Federal workers are paid roughly 2X the private sector average (higher salary plus more valuable benefits, especially pension), there could simply be a 17-percent pay cut and almost nobody would quit (since their compensation would still be higher than what is obtainable elsewhere).
Let’s assume, however, that NOAA would have to shut down the hurricane forecasts that are cited by the Weather Channel. I linked to “Are Europeans Better Than Americans at Forecasting Storms?” (Scientific American 2015), which says that the European weather nerds continuously forecast the same hurricanes and do a better job.
- me: How would you be affected if the U.S. government stopped forecasting hurricanes? What is wrong with the European forecasts that are available at no cost to U.S. taxpayers?
- Passionate Democrat 1: “National security vulnerability”
- Passionate Democrat 2: “The 2016 and 2017 budgets addressed the computing gap” (i.e., if we only had a fancier computer we would kick those European asses; it is not that they might be smarter than us regarding physics)
- me: “Why not cut NOAA back to gathering data to give to the Europeans? Where’s the national security risk? We don’t trust our allies in Europe to give us weather forecasts when we ask?”
- Passionate Democrat 1: “It’s not just trusting them to give us weather forecasts, it’s trusting their integrity protections. An attack on the US could be enabled by perhaps a one hour blackout of weather forecasts if well timed. So $ENEMY gets into their system. Ok, they could get into our system. But we could respond to that, or ensure redundancy etc, directly. Fast warfare happens in the air, so does weather.” (i.e., now that Marissa Mayer and her team at Yahoo have freed up they can show the Europeans how computer security is done)
- me: “What if we could form a military alliance with some of these efficient and capable Europeans? Maybe get something formal together with the UK, France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands, and other advanced economies in Europe? Do you think that it would be possible to have some kind of organization where we didn’t have to be solely responsible for everything military?” [this was apparently too oblique; nobody read this as a reference to the already-existing NATO]
- Passionate Democrat 1: “Not for something as fundamental as weather is to military operations. We might as well have them running the simulations for response deployments in the event of an attack.”
- me: “It looks like there is already a parallel military weather forecasting operation. Why would the feared cuts to NOAA prevent these military forecasters from continuing to do what you say is critical national security work?”
- Passionate Democrat 2: “It’s not just blackout, etc. It’s getting the specific information you want for your operations. We might be able to pay for that — but a major reason our forecast quality declined after 2013 is we didn’t budget money for commercial data like Tamdar. Is it really more efficient to pay someone else to do something? Doubtful — they’d have to ramp up their capabilities to provide the results we need, including buying the commercial data. … it’s not just military that has specific needs. FEMA, for example.”
- me: “How do the European countries survive then? Does each country say ‘we can’t take the security risk of relying on European weather forecasting so we’ll build our own domestic operation’? Why doesn’t a 10-year-old with a rifle take over France if France doesn’t have its own NOAA-style agency?”
- Passionate Democrat 1: ” Imagine $ENEMY changing hurricane tracking just slightly, enough that we mistakenly conclude there’s no need to secure NYC.”
- me: “Your point about NYC being unprepared is a good one, but doesn’t that suggest that we shouldn’t rely on the low reliability U.S. forecasts and should instead rely on the high reliability European ones?”
This is a selection from roughly 100 responses involving a bunch more Americans. All of them were terrified about losing something for which a free and arguably superior alternative exists on the Web.
Obviously the NOAA budget is small change and, as a pilot, certainly I would be the last person to suggest cutting it even if we do have trouble figuring out how to borrow the next $20 trillion. What I find interesting about the above is the reaction to any reduction in the Great Father in Washington’s responsibilities for us.
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