What is the Windows equivalent of the Apple iMac?

Seven years ago, I bought a bunch of Windows NT machines called Gateway Profiles. Imagine the display of a laptop computer, stuck on a deskstand, and thickened with a CD-ROM drive, CPU board, and hard disk. You plugged a keyboard into the back and had yourself a very compact machine that yet had (1) the screen at the right height for desktop use, and (2) the full-size keyboard of your choice.

What is the 2007 equivalent of the Gateway Profile? I’m looking for something to stick in a corner of the helicopter hangar, to use Firefox/gmail in between flights.  The closest thing that I could find was the Apple iMac, and it seems like a very poor value (a clunky Dell desktop with 1 GB of RAM and 22″ LCD monitor is $520; an iMac with 1GB of RAM and 24″ display is 4X the price at $2000).

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Should new U.S. citizens be required to embrace our violent streak?

Weekend conversation #1:  A naturalized American citizen talks about how a visit to Gaza made her hate Israelis for being responsible for the straitened circumstances of Palestinians and now she took every opportunity to criticize the Israeli government, which she saw as exceptionally evil.  I pointed out that the U.S. government had been a lot harsher to anyone who had ever borne arms against it.  There aren’t many in-person opportunities to feel sorry for those who have borne arms against the U.S. and are living in squalor because most of them are dead (or living in cages in Guantanamo).

Weekend conversation #2:  A forty-something mother of three recounts her recent citizenship interview and ceremony.  She is asked “Would you be willing to bear arms to defend the United States?”  Her secret thoughts ran more to escape with her children rather than standing and fighting, but she tried to come up with a sufficiently belligerent response to satisfy the officials.

If we decry violence in our society, why do we insist on the willingness to carry out violence as a condition of citizenship for new Americans?

[Note:  Personally I was a little offended that a new citizen wouldn’t be willing to shoulder any military burden if the barbarians were at the gate.  I would go to war if asked, regardless of the futility of the war, because I don’t see my own skin as more worthy of preservation than my fellow Americans, I don’t think that someone else should go in my place, and I don’t have any power to stop our government from conducting the war.]

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Best T-Mobile Phone that syncs street addresses?

Folks:

My T-Mobile MDA, which was much unloved for its reliance on the stylus, seems to have failed.  Now I would like to solicit opinions on the best T-Mobile phone that has as many of the following features as possible…

  • syncs street addresses as well as phone numbers from Microsoft Outlook (requirement)
  • full keyboard for text/email
  • flip phone (open to answer; close to hang up; this one seems very tough to find lately)
  • good Web browser, ideally the capability of running Java so that I can run the Gmail mobile client
  • Bluetooth

Thanks.

[Resolution:  I bought a Motorola KRAZR, which seemed like the least bad current T-Mobile offering.  It works pretty well as a phone (flip open to answer; flip close to hang up!).  To sync it to my Outlook contacts and calendar required spending about $40 on extra software (a 100 MB download; more software than was probably required to run all the U.S. airlines circa 1985).  The sync software did a moderately poor job, leaving out birthdays (recurring events) and leaving out contacts that were pure businesses with no person’s name attached.  The calendar function isn’t very useful.  One gets reminders of imminent events but I can’t find a way to see “what am I doing tomorrow?”  Google’s gmail Java download doesn’t seem to work, but maybe that is because I don’t have the right T-Mobile data plan (still recovering from paying them $1.50/minute for phone calls made/received in Southern Africa).  Looking up contacts is cumbersome compared to the Microsoft phone software.  If you sort your contacts by first name, you can only look people up by first name.  If you key in a last name, the software won’t find the contact.  Maybe there is hope for Apple’s iPhone, mostly thanks to the sloppy engineering of the incumbents.]

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Idi Amin’s advice to Richard Nixon

My friend here in California has Talk of the Devil, Encounters with Seven Dictators by Riccardo Orizio.  The first interview is with Idi Amin.  Orizio reminds us that Amin sent a letter to Richard Nixon during the Watergate crisis:  “When the stability of a nation is in danger, the only solution is, unfortunately, to imprison the leaders of the opposition.”

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Can you “switch users” on a Macintosh?

One of the things that I often do with Windows is “switch users”.  This leaves all of my applications open and running, e.g., ssh terminal windows to Unix machines and Adobe Photoshop running a script, while allowing someone else to use the computer for a few minutes.  Then I “switch users” back and return to my state.

How does one do this on the Macintosh?  If you use the logout command to log out User A, it seems to close all of the applications by default.  So after User B is done, User A has to spend 5-10 minutes reopening applications, documents, and connections.

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Offline browsing of Web pages on a Macintosh?

I’m out here in California at a friend’s house. I did not bring a computer. I want to give a presentation in a room with no Internet access. Everything that I want to show is a Web page.

How I would do this with a Windows machine: In MSIE, bookmark the pages of interest and click the “make available for viewing offline”. Time consumed: two clicks per page, one to bookmark and one to check the offline box.

Problem: Everyone out here has Macintoshes. They spend a lot of time congratulating themselves on how greatly superior their computer is to anything that ever came out of Microsoft. Yet none of these hip sophisticated computing geniuses has any idea how to do what you can do with Windows, i.e., make a Web page available offline. Is it so much easier to use their computer than to use a Windows machine that they haven’t bothered to learn to use the Macintosh OS? Or is the Macintosh/Safari/Firefox/whatever incapable of doing what Windows/MSIE can do?

What should I do?

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George W. Bush: Destroying America’s Aviation Industry

“First he trashed Iraq and I didn’t complain because I wasn’t an Iraqi…”

The Bush Administration has turned its attention to the Federal Aviation Administration and changing the funding mechanisms to involve “user fees” collected from individual pilots in individual airplanes.

Currently the FAA is funded with taxes on a relatively small handful of vendors, each of whom pays a substantial amount.  The airlines are the main reason that Air Traffic Control exists and they impose the biggest burden on the system since they like to bunch themselves up in a handful of cities and a handful of airports.  The airlines, of which there aren’t very many, pay the lion’s share through a tax on tickets.  Another big source of revenue is a tax on fuel sold to privately operated airplanes.  This is collected from the handful of companies that sell aviation fuel (I think at the wholesale level).  Finally, some money comes from general tax revenues.

The airlines complain that they pay too much and private planes should pay more.  The FAA says “Wouldn’t it be nice if we could set our own prices instead of asking Congress for money from the general fund?”

The idea is that when John Old Geezer gets into his 30-year-old Cessna to practice instrument approaches, he should pay $50 per approach for his use of the assistance of air traffic control and maybe $20 for each touch-and-go landing.  The FAA will keep track of tail numbers and send airplane owners bills for the use of their facilities.  If a flight school gets a bill, it will go back through its rental records for the last month or two and figure out which student or renter was responsible for which charges and try to get the money from them.

What could be wrong with this system, which is already in place to some extent in Australia, Canada, and Europe?  It assumes that the costs of collection are low and that the costs to flight schools of sorting out whose charges are whose are minimal.  It assumes that people don’t have alternative forms of transportation and recreation.

Private pilots are an aging crowd, shrinking every year as they get too old and infirm to pass FAA medical standards.  As prices for fuel, hangar, and maintenance continue to climb, many pilots decide to give up their hobby or switch to using an automobile for transportation.  User fees in Australia caused so many to switch to ultralight aircraft or give up flying that the amounts collected were far less than predicted.  If you went out to a local airport and looked at the tired old planes on the ramp and the tired old guys flying them, you would not say to yourself “Wow, here are a bunch of folks that we could really tax.”

The deeper problem is that when you expand the number of people who are paying taxes and fees from a few hundred to a few hundred thousand, the administrative costs skyrocket.  When I take a short trip to Canada, I find that my mailbox fills up 2-3 months later with paper invoices from a dozen different authorities and airports.  The fees requested, via hardcopy mail sent internationally, range from $5-75.  They are supposed to be paid in Canadian dollars.  If I ignore an invoice, someone back in Canada will send me a reminder.  In most cases, I would estimate that their costs of invoicing and collection exceed the amount of the bill.

The FAA could adjust for higher-than-expected costs of collection by adding $100 to every fee to pay their costs of generating paper invoices and processing checks.  Then they would find, however, that the higher fees had reduced demand, thus cutting down the total amount collected, and necessitating a further increase in the fees…

In theory, the FAA could become more efficient about collecting fees, but this is the organization that estimated it would cost $100 million to add photos to pilot certificates, the organization that indulged in the most expensive civilian software development project (roughly $10 billion) in history and then scrapped it after 15 years of futile efforts, and the organization that takes weeks or months to answer simple questions.

I thought about this a bit as the British Airways 747 touched down in London from Cape Town the other day.  Pilots in Europe don’t tend to practice takeoffs and landings much because it is so costly and consequently the low-time guys at regional airlines tend to lack the feeling for the runway that enables a soft touchdown.  How did the British Airways pilot do?  It was a beautiful VFR morning with light winds and high clouds.  The plane came down harder than I can remember any U.S. airline landing at Logan Airport, even in 35-knot wind gusts.

[If you are a pilot and want to tilt at the windmills, call up your senators and representative and ask them to limit the FAA to collecting money at only a handful of points in the system, so that the costs of administration don’t end up being more than 50 percent of the revenue.  If they want more money from people who fly little airplanes, let them raise the fuel tax, not fill our mailboxes with paper invoices.  We can’t stop the government from making us poor, but maybe we can stop it from making us miserable.]

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