Overheard in Beaver Creek:
Customer goes into a bookstore next to a mosque in Dearborn, Michigan. He asks the proprietor if he stocks the latest book by Donald Trump. The proprietor responds “Get the fuck out of here and stay out.” The customer says “That’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
I’m going to steal it.
(To the tune of Tramp, Tramp, Tramp)
“Trump, Trump, Trump” the crowds are chanting
In the distance hear them roar
And it isn’t hard to tell
That they’re really mad as hell
And they’re not about to take it any more!l