Americans have spent months at home, lounging in sweats and stretchy shorts while watching television and/or playing with their phones. Our heroes get off the sofa only for periodic dives into the fridge for waist-expanding calories.
Will we be able to tolerate the discomfort of ordinary pants and belts ever again? If not, how will we carry wallets, keys, and phones? Running pants aren’t adapted for this application. Enter… the fanny pack!
Readers: Will there be a fanny pack (or “waist pack”) boom as soon as we have some need to leave our houses?
- Dwayne Johnson explains fanny pack nomenclature
- the movie clip in which the fanny pack is featured
- since Americans can’t go more than a few minutes without hydrating; CamelBak “hydration belt” fanny pack