A challenging high-contrast night scene for the iPhone 12 Pro Max:
I hope that you all appreciate our Christmas lights…. Merry Christmas!
(Okay, perhaps I have falsely taken credit for this neighbor’s epic display.)
As long as we’re celebrating Jesus’s birthday, a story about his father/mother/other….
Rudy Giuliani and Victoria Toensing are leaving the courtroom after arguing on behalf of Donald Trump and they get hit by a taxpayer-funded empty city bus.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
“Yes, we do,” says Giuliani. Toensing steps forward and asks “What would the result of the 2020 election have been without the Democrats’ fraud?”
God replies, “It was an unusual year, with all of the unsolicited mail-in ballots encouraging my lazy young children to vote for the first time. But the 18-year-olds actually did vote for a bigger government and for Presidents Biden and Harris. Remember that it will be years before most of them get jobs and start paying taxes, so it makes sense for them to vote for more handouts. Removing the fraudulent ballots wouldn’t have changed the result. Biden won by a narrow margin.”
Rudy Giuliani and Victoria Toensing are stunned. After a moment of silence, Giuliani turns to Toensing and whispers, “This goes higher up than we thought.”