Apple News thought I would love “Singing songs of praise for our non-binary family” (The Sunday Times (not one of the tabloids!)) and the robot overlords were certainly correct. From the article:
The broadcaster Carrie Grant and her presenter husband once had three daughters. Now she is the only female
Carrie, 56, and her husband David, 65, the Songs of Praise presenter and former pop star from the band Linx have four children. The three oldest were born girls; now all are “trans/non-binary”.
This raises the question… if all of your children have changed gender IDs, what project remains open? Perhaps the family dog can be persuaded to get on the LGBTQIA+ bus?
Readers: if we can convince Mindy the Crippler to identify as non-binary or as a “male”, what should his/zir/their new name be?
The dog read this blog post & is now terrified of Greenspun.
Butch
if we can convince Mindy the Crippler to identify as non-binary or as a “male”, what should his/zir/their new name be?
Mork the Crippler.
+1
“Screwed” as in, “This is my dog, Screwed the Pooch.”
I’m sure Mindy enjoys a first class LGBTQIA+ education! If it shows results, and her new pronouns will be he/him [1], I’d suggest Max the Avenger, or, if that enforces harmful and obsolete “male” stereotypes, Max the Merciful.
[1] Why do people list he/him as their pronouns and not he/him/his? Also, do the combinations he/her or she/him exist?
Zog the dog
Trans-Gender is sooo 2020. Its time to stop Trans-Species bigotry and hate. Maybe Mindy identifies as human? If so, she can collect covid relief funds, and register to vote. PLM! PLM! (pet lives matter)
To be all around inclusive, how about:
Dr. Ahmad Widelene Greenearth, PhD.
And of course must be in https://tinyurl.com/3vy868uu
This way you cover gender, ethnicity, religion, climate doom and Lockdown forever.