When will George Santos be Speaker of the House?

The media is full of reports about House Republicans being unable to agree on a Speaker. New Yorkers say that they are smarter and more sophisticated than everyone else in the U.S. Thus, the obvious choice is the Representative whom these hyperintelligent voters selected: George Santos. Would Mr. Santos be the first immigrant to serve as Speaker? That would be very exciting indeed!

Separately, I am also waiting for Sam Bankman-Fried to be nominated by Joe Biden as U.S. Treasury Secretary and confirmed by Senate Democrats.


  • New Yorkers say that voters in Arkansas are stupid. Tom Cotton is their choice (two Harvard degrees and a former U.S. Army Ranger)
  • New Yorkers say that voters in Florida are stupid. Ron DeSantis is their choice (Yale and Harvard degrees; former U.S. Navy officer)
  • a tweet from the Democrats’ thought leader:

5 thoughts on “When will George Santos be Speaker of the House?

    • He’s exactly the kind of senator New York Republicans should like to see. Half-life 0.025 seconds, then he can be replaced with someone else!

  1. Santos’s background is questionable even before he run for Congress in 2022 (this is his second run). Not a single MSM bothered to look or report into his shaky background during his run in 2020 and 2022. The first report was in September 2022 [1], too late to cause any damage for his election. Hmm, I wonder why MSM gave him a green light.

    [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Santos#2022

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