A report on my January trip to Maskachusetts. Loyal readers have already seen this Logan Airport baggage claim photo:
I arrived at my old apartment to find that the AirBnB guests agree with the Covidcrats that marijuana is essential:
Not wanting to live on hemp protein, I went to the local market and found that prices had gone up 50 percent compared to pre-Biden times. There was a discussion about bags at the end of checkout and payment for two very heavy plastic bags (in Florida there is no discussion and purchased items are placed into thin plastic bags). If memory serves, plastic bags were banned in many Maskachusetts towns in order to protect our beloved planet. In 2023, thanks to the evolution of the Science of grocery bags, we are informed that plastic bags are actually the superior environmental tree-saving choice:
After I ate an apple from this bag and tossed it into the trash, a neighbor scolded me and said that it was illegal to throw out anything that could instead be put into the brown bin provided by the city for compost-style refuse. I was later scolded at Target for buying Dobie scrub pads (“we don’t use that much plastic”).
According to the folks who say “housing is a human right,” the weather was perfect for outdoor living:
At least that’s my best inference from their behavior of not missing a step when walking by those whose shelter from the biting cold and dreary rain/snow is minimal. Outside the gleaming office tower where I was enslaved as a software expert witness (testifying at an arbitration prior to teaching at MIT):
The handful of people who come into work in this massive tower report that traffic is actually worse than pre-coronapanic. It takes 1.5 hours to drive in from Wellesley where it formerly took 1.25 hours. The righteous are #StoppingTheSpread and #HealingTheEarth by driving in their cars rather than taking the MBTA. Here is the empty Red Line at 9:37 am on a weekday:
Pre-coronapanic, it wouldn’t have been possible to go downtown from Harvard Square because the train would already have been jammed. Prior to 10 am, it was often necessary to go outbound to Alewife, where the train starts, in order to get a seat or a standing spot for the train into Boston.
Despite riding the T and being exposed to germs, I was able to stay healthy with daily marijuana deliveries, advertised on about half of the available spaces in Boston and Cambridge:
Outdoor masking was popular, though not universal due to the deplorable lack of a Science-informed outdoor mask mandate. My favorite, of course, being the combination of heavy beard and mask to block out an aerosol virus:
My friend who moved from the Boston suburbs to Houston disparaged everything in Maskachusetts as “dilapidated”. I wonder what he would say about this ancient Saab on a street of $1-2 million houses (themselves misshapen from 120 years of settling):
The streets and sidewalks right next to the world’s richest university were in pretty rough shape (everything that we touch day to day in Florida is in near-perfect condition due to being at most 20 years old) and the overhead wires certainly don’t add to the aesthetic appeal:
MIT reopened on December 1, 2022, but they still had the signs and machinery to exclude the potentially filthy unvaccinated:
And the Science of test-and-trace was alive and well:
Surely no virus is a match for our test kits and protocols.
Once inside the restricted-for-three-years halls, I discovered an arms race in Rainbow Flagism. Once a handful of offices on a corridor sported the “you are welcome here” sticker with all of the colors of the 2SLGBTQQIA+ rainbow, presumably everyone else had to sticker up or face the “Where’s your 2SLGBTQQIA+ sticker, sister?” question.
Now that schools are reopened, at least until the next lockdown that Science requires, what are kids learning? A friend invited me to a Shabbat dinner in Newton and a Jewish high school student who lives among Jews in Brookline attended. Although Israel wasn’t a discussion topic, somehow he pointed out that it was ironic that Jews left Germany for Israel because of the Nazis and now the Jews are doing to the Arabs what the Nazis did to the Jews. (Note that, in fact, the Jewish population of Israel is not primarily descended from German Jews. Most of the Jewish families in Israel came from nearby Muslim and Arab countries, generally driven from their homes in 1948 when Israel declared independence. The second-largest group of Jews within Israel came from Russia.)
Shops and offices in Cambridge still sometimes have the Signs of Science on the front doors:
City Hall celebrates 2SLGBTQQIA+ and reminds us that Black Lives Matter. What about other social justice causes?
We found most of the employees at Harvard Bookstore (not part of Harvard University) wearing comfortable cloth masks. What do people in Boston/Cambridge want to read?
In a previous post, I covered the lightning speed unionization-to-shutdown evolution of Darwin’s. The vacant store still has its Pride insignia:
The Uber ride back to the airport went past multiple marijuana stores and outdoor maskers on the way to the terminal, where a lot of children were carefully masked (in cloth) to protect them against an aerosol virus that kills mostly obese/sick humans at a median age of 80-82. The flight to DCA was slightly delayed due to de-icing being required, but (hemp fabric) hats off to the Logan crew for high efficiency in spraying and to ATC for getting the plane from the de-ice pad to the runway threshold quickly.
OMG, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time…
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@ Paul B: And I was genuinely shocked by the Jewish high school kid’s comment. Oh, and the “Boston Garden” wins my Ugliest Urban Street Level Architecture of the Year Award. It looks like it was made according to the new standards for “reclaiming urban space.”
I’ve been meaning to share this with you:
https://bostonrestaurants.blogspot.com/2023/02/circus-co-op-plans-to-open-in-former.html
Hilarity to follow.
Phil, thanks for putting a smile on my face. While your ‘graphic blog’ is hilarious it is at the same time sad that the Boston intelligentsia are so unable to exhibit common sense, and see that on the list of problems to solve their cultural (righteous) imperatives don’t even make the list for most people, are unsolvable by their own standards, and take resources and attention away from things that really do matter to most people. You made a good move to Florida!
😳😄🫤🤷♂️😞🤣🤨🤦♂️🎯
Ya know, the normal range of emotions from Phil’s better work….
I lived in Boston for 10 years and then moved to another region of the US about 10 years ago. This past summer I visited Massachusetts and was surprised to see a lot of road-side signs advertising marijuana dispensaries. I assume tobacco ads are banned and I didn’t notice liquor ads along the sides of New England roads. It seems strange that they allow so many pot signs.
I wonder if the Unicorn Mask is symbolic? I.e., it’s the only mask that has ever stopped the Covid virus, cold.
@philg: >> …presumably everyone else had to sticker up or face the “Where’s your 2SLGBTQQIA+ sticker, sister?” question…
I guess some things about MIT never change.
@philg: If I may ask, how did you feel when you saw the closed Darwin’s in the flesh?
Kind of sad, especially because the adjacent pizza place also closed. And the whole block looks so shabby compared to everything in our corner of Jupiter.
I was all wide-eyed when I lived in Boston back in 2000, but everything looked more shabby to me also when I visited Boston back in 2015 or so. The only thing that seemed to improve were some of the subway trains.
But Disney World also looked shabby to me when I took my kids these a few years ago, especially the Magic Kingdom. It seemed like the buildings and objects all had 20 layers of paint on them.