PetSmart ready to clothe the White House lizard

Photos from a July 19, 2023 visit to the local (Palm Beach Gardens) PetSmart. The New York Times said that the temperature outside was up around 125 degrees (see Floridians brave Extreme Danger heat levels), but, thanks to Florida Power and Light and inventor Jennifer Carrier, we were comfortable inside.

I would love to see some senior White House officials get a pet lizard in time for Pride 2024 and garb him/her/zir/them in the above outfits. Imagine the photo below with a fully dressed bearded dragon in a rainbow outfit rather than the simple trans-enhanced rainbow flag:

In case the above gets memory-holed:

3 thoughts on “PetSmart ready to clothe the White House lizard

  1. We would all identify as lesbians if we could, then use that to justify why we can’t afford a house.

  2. Cheap Pride, manufactured in China. Shouldn’t PetSmart have a luxury Pride collection?

    Why does Biden not make room for Levine to shatter more ceilings and become the first openly whatever president?

  3. Isn’t the photo the Admiral, Phil, more appropriate for Memorial Day? Maybe along with a few stanzas of Merle Haggard’s “Fighting Side of Me”:

    “[You’re] walkin’ on the fightin’ side of me
    Runnin’ down a way of life our fightin’ men have fought and died to keep
    . . . .
    I read about some squirrely guy who claims he just don’t believe in fightin’
    An’ I wonder just how long the rest of us can count on bein’ free
    They love our milk an’ honey, but they preach about some other way of livin’
    . . . .
    Runnin’ down a way of life our fightin’ men have fought and died to keep”

    Yeah, I know you could make a wisecrack about she or ze or whatever but isn’t the Admiral fighting to keep us free against those running down our way of life? And when it comes time to defend our way of life in the Straits of Taiwan can’t we trust that the Admiral will be out in front — like Captain Jack in Master and Commander?

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