Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park, grew up in Denver. When Casa Bonita, their favorite childhood restaurant, went bankrupt during the coronapanic lockdowns, they bought it and spent a rumored $40 million restoring it to its former glory. It’s tough to get a reservation so book as soon as you think you might be going to Denver!
Your visit to Mexico begins in a downscale strip mall (Dollar Tree) in Lakewood, a downscale part of the Denver metro area:
There are a variety of theme park-style environments that have been created inside. Here’s a village that houses the restaurant’s museum, for example:
You eat first and then wander. The $6.75 combination plate offered below is a pre-Biden price. Today it is $30 at lunch or $40 at dinner for one of about 9 choices. You won’t be introduced to the subtleties of regional Mexican cuisine, which has resulted in some people complaining about the price, but it does include soft drinks, dessert, and a 15 percent tip. It wouldn’t be easy to get out of Five Guys for much less.
After the meal, one can take in the Acapulco diving show:
They also have live musicians in various locations, a puppet show, a magic show, free face painting, balloon sculptures, etc. It would be easy to spend another 1.5 hours after the meal here. My one complain is that the arcade doesn’t include a South Park pinball machine (2,200 were made; Sega is a predecessor to Stern so the South Park guys could probably persuade Stern to do an updated version).
A few photos:
There are cave and mine sections for dining, but the premium seats are around the cliff diving lagoon:
Inside the cave…
It’s an experience, for sure, and I’m grateful to the South Park guys for preserving and revitalizing it. I wish that more restaurants were like this, but the cost of paying live performers is just going to go higher as health care costs inflate.
Another example of that 1 period of enormous wealth creation in the late 90’s, in addition to Greenspun himself.
@lion Any guesses on PhilG’s net worth? My guess would be 30 million.
Wikipedia showed arsdigita’s investors paying out $7.6 mil but the blog comments have probably made trillions by now.
lion/TS: I’m having some trouble seeing how my net worth would relate to the original post. That said, why would you expect me to have any savings? A person of means in the U.S. should donate nearly all of his/her/zir/their wealth to the ACLU, BLM, the Clinton Foundation, etc.
In case you need a link to make your own donation: https://www.clintonfoundation.org/
My comment was unrelated to the original post, however it was related to Lion’s comment. I thought this was allowed under the content moderation policy. Specifically “ Cute/clever comments that are off-topic should only be published if they are very cute and clever indeed. Off-topic content breeds more off-topic content.”. Given that off content topics breed more, I’d be curious what others guess Phil’s net worth actually is.
While $6.75 is technically pre-Biden pricing, it was Regan-era pricing. I think I’ve never spent less than four hours there. “You eat first then you wander,” is the best description! Wandering to take it all in and discover all the details is the absolute best. I do like that the diving shoes are more artistic and less fake gun fight stories. I also enjoyed that the magic show is back as I hadn’t seen one there since a childhood birthday party I attended.
Showing that time does indeed fly, the South Park episode based on this restaurant aired in 2003. At the time I thought they were making the whole thing up
Casa Bonita = Pretty House