Our local (Jupiter, FL) CVS adapts to RFK, Jr.’s Make America Healthy Again program. You no longer have to buy three huge bags of Twizzlers to get a discount, as one did under the Biden administration. “Must buy 2”:
Admission: Our 11-year-old was home sick with a cold (a ridiculous situation in Florida!) and requested Kit Kats so I bought him some.
Related:
- COVID-19 state of emergency ending? (March 2023, when Biden was considering winding down the COVID-19 emergency in May 2023, a CVS in Maskachusetts incentivizes buying Cadbury candy eggs in quantity 10 and washing them down with 36 cans of Coke)
Instead of Kit Kats, you should have given your boy what your parents gave you, Phil, Vicks Vaporub with a chaser of castor oil. If you don’t toughen the lad up, he will become one of those “losers” our President is always referring to. Though given the advent of AI, the lad probably has no future anyway – other than cutting hair or drilling teeth or working as a porter or boxer. At least until robotics catches up with AI.
JFK: “There is nothing…more unfortunate than to have soft, chubby, fat-looking children”