At the intersection of the OnlyFans and the AI Bubble, “Eric Schmidt’s ex-mistress, 31, sues former Google CEO, 70, over alleged stalking, abuse and ‘digital surveillance’” (New York Post):
The 31-year-old former mistress of Eric Schmidt has accused the ex-Google CEO of stalking, abuse and “toxic masculinity” — claiming that he subjected her to an “absolute digital surveillance system” as the pair have secretly tussled over cash, a failed AI startup and access to a sprawling Bel Air mansion, The Post has learned.
In early December, Ritter and Schmidt — whose net worth is estimated by Bloomberg at $44.8 billion — struck a “written settlement agreement” that required Schmidt to make “substantial payments” to Ritter but whose details remain under seal, according to a Sept. 8 filing in Los Angeles County Superior Court.
In the since-withdrawn TRO request, Ritter claimed that the tech tycoon days earlier had locked her out of the website of her startup Steel Perlot — an AI-focused venture firm into which Schmidt had plowed $100 million, a source close to the situation told The Post.
The article suggests that “a German Shepherd named Henry” is a disgrace to his breed in terms of providing protection. Despite owning this powerful beast, the plaintiff says that she’s been a victim of sexual assault at the hands of a senior citizen who is 39 years older than herself. Young lithe actresses and directors, such as Gavin Newsom’s current wife, couldn’t escape from elderly obese Harvey Weinstein, but none of them had a German Shepherd to assist them.
Related:
- “Former Google CEO emerges as key Democratic power player ahead of midterms” (Fox News 2022): Schmidt has pushed more than $12M to Democratic campaigns since 2020 and has boosted Democratic tech infrastructure
- Missing from the above-cited NPR piece on the relationship between Jennifer Siebel Newsom and Harvey Weinstein… “Jennifer Siebel Newsom sought Harvey Weinstein’s advice in 2007 sex scandal” (KTLA): “The email was sent in 2007, about two years after the first partner of California claimed Weinstein allegedly raped her.”
> her startup Steel Perlot — an AI-focused venture firm into which Schmidt had plowed $100 million
That’s not the only thing Schmidt plowed into
> Ample qualifications to run a $100 million AI startup
The NYP article caption says:
> Ritter met Schmidt when she was still a student at Columbia University. The pair began dating in 2020.
(What was he doing there, trolling co-eds at Ivy League show-and-tell? )
https://business.columbia.edu/richman-center-executive-advisory-board/people/michelle-ritter-jd-21-mba-21
where she earned a J.D. and M.B.A, seems academically qualified to run an A.I. slop startup to me.
I’m attracted to her brain, r/OnlyFans would probably rate her a 5 for the lip filler and photo filters.
I had a dream last night I was being filmed for a documentary about a college program called “Startup School”, where you earned a bachelor degree by creating a startup. I was in a mixer where I made eye-contact with one of my fellow students, a blue-eyed beauty of a woman. We started making out in front of the director of the program, and she stopped to say “You smell good.” Then I woke up after hearing the garbage truck and my wife sneeze.
I have to leave it at dreams: I’m not in an open marriage–I wouldn’t even cheat Mr. Schmidt’s wife (she’s not too bad for 70, dude, and more your age) for Shell-Shell. He looks like a rejected Sunmade raisin, even with filters and lip filler, IMO, and probably doesn’t smell like lavender, as do I. I think his biggest act of abuse was co-creating Lex, the Unix lexer which I am still using.
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“…co-creating Lex…”
Wow: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lex_(software)#History
Now, the only qualification is being in the right caste at the right time:
https://www.dnaindia.com/business/report-meet-karthik-narain-picked-by-sundar-pichai-to-lead-google-cloud-s-arm-he-was-ex-cto-of-3184838
Schmidt’s thesis advisor was the legendary Richard Fateman, whose generic arithmetic ideas in Lisp I still use in my current work project. All kidding aside, I really don’t care about Schmidt’s gross co-dependent affairs; I’m mostly disappointed about the path he took. Even Anacin Skywalker, the intrepid (but fake) Jedi who started out on the Light Side of the Force turned into this:
https://static0.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/vader-1.jpg
I wonder if Vader could land a (semi) hottie fresh-grad from Columbia (The College Formerly Known as King’s ♔) Law? Money does indeed buy love, dark force does not! A Lisp, however, should not require Lex–I’m just sayin’. Or,
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“There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.” — B. Stroustrup
The smartest thing lions ever did was read the Greenspun blog & discover how disastrous marriage is.
Hate to disagree with a 🦁, one can be successful in marriage, the key is to listen to Tennille and shop-around–hint, the wives weren’t at Columbia:
“listen to Tennille”
I was 12 y/o in 1976 when Shop Around was released by Captain & Tennille. I remember being oddly aroused watching her sing.
I am nearing 50 years old, and have definitely been imprinted to be attracted to the slender physiques of 70s and 80s women. Olivia Newton John for example! Or the blond from Abba. I can’t help it, it’s what I like.
Nowadays the women all aspire to be “thick” and tattooed. I feel sorry for the generation of younger men having to choose from those types of women!
I just want to see the bottom line. How much did he pay, divided by the number of times they got naked.
Phil, you mentioned Onlyfans, but I don’t see a link to the bodacious Michele Ritter’s account and hoping you could provide one?
How did Eric Schmidt go for this Brezhnev brow? I thought he could find someone more delightful and smarter, at least internationally. Strange things…
The guy is worth $45B, maybe she found for him?