University of Texas, Austin report

I visited University of Texas’s Austin campus last month. They seem to have about $10 billion in physical infrastructure, $20 billion in the bank, and the ability to tax 32 million people any time that they want more money. It is tough to understand how private universities, except for Harvard and the other Queers for Palestine League schools, can compete.

The buildings are beautiful and beautifully maintained.

First stop was the Ransom Center, home to a Gutenberg Bible and the Niépce Heliograph (1827), perhaps the earliest surviving photo. The special exhibit was of a collection of Saturday Night Live and related memorability from Lorne Michaels (a.k.a. “Lorne Lipowitz”):

In reviewing the memos among NBC network executives and producers, it is remarkable how many of them had Jewish last names. That era is apparently over. From “The Vanishing” (2023):

… a decade ago there were 22 Jews on The Hollywood Reporter’s annual list of the Top 50 Showrunners. In 2022, that’s down to 13. Other than the half-Jewish (and already famous) Maggie Gyllenhaal, you’d have to go back six years to find a single Jew on Variety’s annual list of 10 Directors to Watch.

Thanks to the odious new Hollywood house style that requires a detailed ethnic and racial classification at the top of all capsule biographies, we can see just how many self-identified Jews are in the Sundance writers and directors labs, or the NBC, Paramount, and Disney writers and apprenticeship programs—it is zero. It seems not being Jewish is actually a primary qualification. So much for Jewish control of Hollywood.

The school got some of Bill Gates’s money before it was all shipped to Africa (all without ever being taxed, since the appreciated stock was given to a tax-exempt foundation) and Sol LeWitt managed to harvest some of it.

I visited a friend on the faculty whose door is adorned with a diversity and inclusion sticker:

The publicly-funded school apparently sponsored a “Women and Gender Minorities in Computing Research Day”:

I don’t understand how this is possible at a taxpayer-funded school that is supposed to comply with the Constitution’s 14th Amendment. It wouldn’t be acceptable to have a “men-only” computer nerdism day, right?

I don’t understand why these ardent Democrats stay in Texas and pay taxes every day to a government whose principles, e.g., abortion care restrictions, they say they oppose. Maybe it would be a step down in status to take a job at a Cal State university, for example, but wouldn’t that be a moral upgrade?

Speaking of morals, an on-campus church reminds visitors that “atheist” and Rainbow Flag worship are part of a “Christian community”:

The haters across the street at the business school falsely claim that “The family is the foundation upon which the world of business is built, and it is a vital force in the local, state and national economy” and hatefully display an apparent cisgender heterosexual couple with their artisanally-produced child.

Speaking of false claims, folks at UT reject the false claim that SARS-CoV-2 has been defeated. Outdoor maskers was reasonably common:

The university includes its own art museum.

The restrooms are for “everyone”, but non-Latinos need not apply for inclusion in a significant-sized gallery:

It’s an established fact that Asian women are victimized be being “fetishized” and “undervalued”:

Black Americans are victims of “continued injustice and violence”:

(The King of Hate (Grok) says that more than 90 percent of the murderers of Black Americans are… Black Americans (source: FBI’s Uniform Crime Reporting (UCR) Program).)

The 2SLGBTQQIA+ community is victimized and “marginalized”. Sign: “Neel painted Bourdon and Battcock, two well-known New York art critics and a romantic couple at the time, in an era when very few people were openly gay in the United States.” In other words, they were hated so much that they were forced to make a living by getting checks from publishers for their opinions about art and they were denied the opportunity to work in a widget factory. According to Wikipedia, Gregory Battcock “was murdered at his vacation home in San Juan, Puerto Rico on December 25, 1980. The murder remains unsolved”. The marginalization of David Bourdon was so extreme that “he served as an editor at Life from 1966 to 1971, associate editor at Saturday Review from 1972 to 1974, senior editor at Geo from 1981 to 1983, and senior features editor at Vogue from 1983 to 1986. He was also The Village Voice’s art critic from 1964 to 1966 and 1974 to 1977.”

Migrants are celebrated with a larger-than-life statue: “Border Crossing is a tribute the artist’s grandfather and to the determination of the thousands of immigrants who have traveled across the southwestern border in search of a better life.” From the artist: “People talked about aliens as if they landed from outer space, as if they weren’t really people. I wanted to put a face on them: I wanted to humanize them” (isn’t it the very humanity of immigrants that makes them destructive to the American working class? Because they’re human they compete for housing, jobs, and welfare dollars)

University of Texas, Austin acknowledges that it is on stolen land, but refuses to give the land back and pay rent to the rightful indigenous owners who were “violently displaced”:

The “Oil Field Girls” who are “most likely working as prostitutes” (1940) seem to have dressed much more modestly than today’s Instagram creators!

For those who want to celebrate Maryland’s leading citizen, pupusas are available on campus:

(Kilmar Abrego Garcia claimed asylum on the basis that his mother’s pupusa recipe had resulted in gangs targeting him for death.)

Circling back to the first question… how does a private school of higher ed compete with University of Texas? The Gutenberg Bible alone might be worth $150 million.

11 thoughts on “University of Texas, Austin report

  1. A private school competes by being edgier, smaller, and having a few hundred million donated by a venture capitalist or two.

    There is the unaccredited University of Austin in downtown that offers free tuition, a liberal arts education, but I doubt it has as beautiful a campus as UT Austin.

    https://www.uaustin.org/

  2. Having a med school. The UT Austin didn’t have a med school until 2016. Funny watching so many basket weaving schools go out of business while claiming it’s because of population decline.

  3. @lionz

    > The UT Austin didn’t have a med school until 2016.

    That’s part of the magic of ObamaCare. Inject a bunch of low-productivity uninsureds into the system, have everybody else pay for it, then think of adding extra doctors. Duh.

  4. Project Gutenberg, named after Johannes Gutenberg, doesn’t seem to have an ebook for the original bible (UT Austin has a nice scan). They do host tens of thousands of other public domain works. Looking at their public 990-EZ(!) return for 2024, their managing foundation had < $120,000 in donations that year. They do have other donations of infrastructure and volunteer time as well. AI relentlessly mines their site, and they have hackers attempt to vandalize books. (Modern day book burning, I suppose.) Some of the most coherent data for AI training, and big AI pays nothing for it. UT Austin could double their foundation's budget with a few minutes of interest on their $20B.

  5. UT was a terrific place when I went there for law school many years ago. The Law School was really generous, a beneficiary of hydrocarbon wealth in west Texas, and it gave me lots of money, I wish I could say because I was such an outstanding student, so I graduated with more than the nothing I had started with. The Law School was then very conservative, the summer before my first year there had been a big brouhaha because the Regents had overruled the faculty on the choice of law school dean, the faculty wanted some pointy head from back east, and as Judge Joe Greenhill Chief Justice of the Texas Supreme Court and head of the Board of Regents put it, “ya’all want to make Texas into Harvard” a real put down that put the faculty in its place. So the Regents forced down the faculty’s throats one John Sutton, a noted oil & gas attorney in San Angelo, a city in west Texas. I have since lost touch, but as time went on, the University and the Law School seems to have become as left wing as the rest of academia. And that is odd because at least theoretically UT is still under the thumb of the Texas State Legislature and the Governor, all of which are still quite conservative. I can’t explain it, maybe it is just not possible to run a university without woke faculty and administrators – that there is no one else who wants the job. And oh yes, there was then a young professor on the faculty named “Elizabeth Warren.” Like the other female professors at the time she taught an obscure subject (bankruptcy law) and had weak credentials, I seem to recall an undergraduate degree from U. Ok. and a law degree from University of Houston. And she hadn’t excelled at either place. She also hadn’t yet picked up the Indian shtick.

  6. You missed the baptist church a block from UT with the “On stolen land no person is illegal” sign. I can afford to live pretty much anywhere I want in the US and have an EU passport. But my 6 month-a-year base is two block from the Ransom center with a second floor porch on an alley and two parking places. Wish I’d known you were going to be here. I could have shown you some interesting nooks and crannies.

  7. I’m told the entire U. Texas system has a mere $49bn endowment, while Harvard has a $53bn one. But what are they supposed to spend it on? DEI Admin buildings?

  8. “Dr” Phil:

    What a weird, awkward tour of a university. I guess when FoxNews tells you all you need to care about in life is anti-DEI, anti-woke, anti-intellectual endeavors, that is what you will see in everything. I can just picture how giddy you were each time you saw someone wearing a mask. Sad. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

    • Thanks, Mike, for your kind words. I would have been giddy if I had seen a heavily bearded person outdoors wearing a mask resting lightly on his/her/zir/their beard, but sadly most of the students and staff who wore masks appeared to be beardless.

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