Brown University, Class of 2031 Tour

In which the father of a high school junior in the Boston suburbs visits Brown University. His posts from our group chat:

  • Brown tour. A few prospective students wearing masks. Not Asian.
  • A few students who are cosplaying as lesbian.
  • A few girls with Muslim hijabs.
  • It looks like the bridge of Star Trek.

He shared a photo of the acceptance rate by gender ID (not clear if this is discrimination unless we also know the SAT scores):

They’re shown the essay prompt that enables applicants to tell the admissions Mandarins their race:

Somehow they ended up in a chapel and there was a copy of African American Heritage Hymnal for each person.

  • Almost no males here. It’s all short lesbians.
  • Plus some East Asians and Indian
  • Trans
  • Student tour guide is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy according to Joe Biden.
  • didn’t show us inside dorms. Didn’t show us any dining areas. Didn’t show us any classrooms, labs, or facilities. Didn’t show any sports or workout areas.
  • Three of the students giving the tours said one of their deciding factors was that Brown gave them free tuition.

The tourists were subjected to a Land Acknowledgement from a greedy nonprofit that refuses to give the land back and pay rent:

My friend and his child decided not to take the Slavery and Legacy Walking Tour.

He had been wondering “What research are seniors doing related to menstruation?” Answered:

A poster from @brownriseup:

A still frame from one of his videos:

Happy End of College Admissions Month to those who celebrate!

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