A post for those who are draining their 529 accounts to pay Harvard tuition, room, and board ($91,634/year total) and for friends who work at Harvard (A.K.A., the “dumb ones” who wrote their PhD theses from scratch)…
January 2024, the New York Times tells us that Claudine Gay “resigned” her job at Harvard University:
Being a plagiarist disqualified her from the President job, but not from continuing for the rest of her life as a professor, a possibility not mentioned anywhere in the above NYT article (“it has become clear that it is in the best interests of Harvard for me to resign” is the explicit quote), which somehow does find the space to point out that Gay is “the daughter of Haitian immigrants”. How much is the resigned-in-2024 Claudine Gay getting paid? Harvard’s latest Form 990 (Fiscal Year ended June 2025, so the period starts 6 months after her purported “resignation”):
Claudine Gay received $1.55 million, then, for one year of work as a lowly professor? No. Schedule O reveals that she worked for only half of FY2025:
The arithmetic is $1.4 million in W-2 earnings plus another $150k in “other compensation” and then, since she didn’t work for the first half of the year (“post-presidential sabbatical” (at home trying to figure out how to get ChatGPT to do the tedious plagiarism work on the next book?)), multiply by 2 = $3.1 million/year annualized.
Separately, Claudine Gay is the “Wilbur A. Cowett Professor of Government and of African and African-American Studies”. How much money would one have to give to Harvard to get her $3.1 million/year job retitled “the Jason A. K. Arday Professor of Government and of African and African-American Studies”?
(Finally, the page below says that she’s interested in “how the election of minority officeholders affects citizens’ perceptions of their government”. Wokipedia says that in at least nine states, and presumably a lot more cities, a “minority officeholder” would be a non-Hispanic white person: “As of 2024, nine states are majority-minority: Hawaii (20.7%), California (32.6%), New Mexico (35.1%), Texas (37.8%), Nevada (42.8%), Maryland (45.3%), Georgia (48.0%), Florida (49.1%), and New Jersey (49.5%).”)
I swear on a pile of weed that I was just missing Claudine. The original caption for her selfie with the huge poindexter glasses was “Felt Cute”. If $3.1 isn’t enough and she needs a job, she could be a model for Bronco ads, as half of a black lesbian couple doing four-wheeling adventures.
The more you know:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO3nhhC5Om4
I think someone reposted Claudine’s mug shot selfie on r/AmIUglyBrutallyHonest, where she asked “Some meanies at Haavaad have nicknamed me ‘Fugly’. Is that true? Isn’t a strong black woman +4?” A typical reply was “No girl, you good. If I could rate you 1,000,000 I would. DM plz.” u/lickitup
What you have to appreciate here is that this Fall, Harvard was proud to announce that Prof. Gay will be teaching one (1) course, limited to 16 students, as she eases back into circulation:
GOV 94HE: “What is a University?: Purpose and Politics in Higher Education” — is a selective tutorial capped at 16 students. It will trace the evolution of American higher education before turning to present-day disputes over “curriculum, admissions, research, preservation, and governance.” See: https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2026/3/23/claudine-gay-returns-to-teaching/.
Hmm…teaching 16 students to consider the question “what is a university.”
What I wouldn’t give to Zoom in and find out the answer.
Steve
“A place where incompetent people flourish if they are People of Color.”
> What I wouldn’t give to Zoom in and find out the answer.
You could just watch a Three Stooges movie.
Phil, so many thanks for another shout-out to me. So special!
A couple thoughts:
1) You may have missed it, but Harvard also gave me a pay raise from my prior $1.3m salary (yay!). Bidenflation hurt disadvantaged, low-IQ black folks like me more than others, right?
2) As the world’s Singular Expert on Black Studies Plagiarism, Harvard also gave me the freedom to teach zero courses over the 2024 & 2025 academic years. This enabled me to to do Very Complicated Work to further build upon the Huge Foundation of Work built upon my Thesis and Voluminous other publications around Black Studies Plagiarism. All so that I can pass it on to others!
You go girl! (No really, go.)
My God she is ugly! My glasses just shattered.
She is from Haiti. A gene pool that has produced exactly nothing but IQ 70 semi retards in the 221 years of freedom from the white man. Except maybe Papa Doc. He was effective, and understood his people perfectly
Ms. Fugly Stick should be enriching lives in Africa, where her 80 point IQ qualifies her for a tribal leadership position, at the mud hut campus of Congo U.
“Esther, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And I behold something ugly.” — Fred G. Sanford
Sadly, in a cohort of the population possessing an average IQ of 60, a member of that cohort with an IQ of 65 stands out as an exceptional intellect and natural leader. This is who DEI promotes. She is a classic validation of that practice.
Her IQ is weak and dropping, doctor. 80 to 65 overnight. Fugly-ness still strong and holding.
Call me Incredulous that someone as Dumb as Dirt has infected my name and the Professorship I endowed, and that Harvard now celebrates its status as the Haiti of “higher” education (fittingly hiring a low-IQ, Plagiarizing Haitian as its president and paying her millions).
U G L Y, you ain’t got no alibi. You ugly, you ugly, yo momma says you ugly.
@ClaudineGay777
I know you have Phil’s blog in your RSS feeds, as you told me last time we had brunch — so I know you’ll read this (you could unblock me on your OnlyFans DMs). I up all last night tossing and turning, thinking about you. Mrs. Hippy was getting a little peeved. Anyway, I thought of something we should do before your upcoming 16 person Harvard class. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yeah, grrl, “Costco Glowup”! First we can each get the $1.50 hotdog deal (their CEO has confirmed that it is not going to have a price hike while he is in charge). You so skinny, have two…you got to spend that $3.1M somewhere.
Then we can hit the bulk makeup, get some lash thickener for those puny eye-lashes. Get some bulk hair extensions for when you grow your hair out. You’re also probably low on your POC-shade foundation. Buy a pallet of clam chowdah for the beach. Bling, bling at the jewelry counter. Finally, hit the optical department. Girlfriend, you need the truth — ditch those Urkle glasses and get some stylish aviators. We on, or what? Friday works for me, I’ll use my NetJet summer special coupon to fly into KBOS. Bye now.
As I reflect on the gifted brilliance of Jason A. K. Arday and his too short life, I am saddened that Cambridge University couldn’t have lived up to the Highest of Moral Standards manifested by Harvard, where someone like myself (and Jason too), the Singularly Greatest World Scholar of Plagiarism was elevated to President of the University, and given a large pay raise to $1.5m too. So sad to watch how the cancer of Racism kills people and destroys our Societies.
@Gay, Unfortunately, and sadly Jason Arday was found dead [1]. Everyone is eager to blame the media for his tragic death, but no one is willing to question whether folks like you, might also bear some responsibility for following your footsteps.
[1] https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/14/europe/jason-arday-cambridge-professor-dead-intl-latam-uk
A joke right? In what sense is the earlier than expected departure of Jason Arday “sad” or “a tragedy”? Well maybe from the perspective of the BBC who wanted Jason to have his own show “Spin, Rinse and Repeat”.. about how to get back on the top no matter how bad it looks for the moment. The UK elite have one rule.. “Never Apologize” and get on TV as much as you can. Jason however failed to stick it out. Too bad by next year Cambridge would have made him “Dean of Negro Science and Shit”