Polls are about to close in Wisconsin’s primary election. According to polls, Francesca Hong is the highest quality Democrat in the entire state. Will the election results confirm this anointment?
Democrats in Maine voted in overwhelming numbers for a man whose brain was found to be 100% non-functional by the VA (thus qualifying him for 100% disability; of course, democracy ultimately required that the person chosen by voters be disappeared by party elites). Democrats in Wisconsin are, if the polls are correct, voting for a person whose brain required treatment in a mental hospital (Wikipedia):
Hong lives in Madison, Wisconsin, with her son. She works part-time as a bartender. She was previously married to Matt Morris, with whom she opened Morris Ramen. In a 2025 interview, Hong said that she experienced a mental health crisis at age 18, was hospitalized for a week, and was diagnosed with bipolar disorder.
You can’t spit in the street in the U.S. anymore without hitting a college graduate and, yet, Wisconsin Democrats want their state to be ruled by someone who wasn’t able to complete college (and not because she was, like Michael Dell or Bill Gates, too busy with a successful startup) and who was diagnosed with a mental health condition that requires lifelong treatment (admittedly this could have been a misdiagnosis under our “often in error; never in doubt” health care system).
Separately, if she’s elected will she send the fearsome Wisconsin National Guard (which put on an amazing display of firepower, including artillery and aerial refueling of F-35s, at EAA AirVenture (“Oshkosh”) Airshows 2025) to destroy Israel and liberate Palestine from the river to the sea, as depicted on her shirt below?
Could Israel defend itself against the Wisconsin National Guard with Francesca Hong as its commander in chief? It seems like it would be tough to sneak a German-built submarine into Lake Michigan without someone noticing passage through various locks:
I would be excited for this gal to win the general election for two reasons: (1) Wisconsin is home to some billionaires who might move to Florida and increase our tax base (not income or estate, since we don’t have those, but property and sales tax), and (2) I would love to see her come to Oshkosh and mix with the EAA AirVenture crowd to learn just how bad “to[o] many old white people” can get:
(Democrats don’t want a governor who can distinguish between “to” and “too”?)
She might not like the night airshow finales… (the typical attendee will say that these are the biggest loudest fireworks displays he or she (not too many nonbinary) has ever experienced)
Note that the richest person in Wisconsin is Diane Hendricks, cofounder of ABC Supply in 1982 with her husband (who died in 2007). She’s worth over $20 billion, according to Forbes. (Just imagine how much she could have made if she’d hired naming consultants and then used “Turnip Blue” instead of “ABC Supply”.) She supposedly already has a house in Palm Beach so shifting tax residence would be as simple as extending her winters season.
Finally, speaking of progressive Democrat governance, it was Narcan Distribution Day in Cambridge, Maskachusetts (below). I hope that all of my friends still paying taxes up north got some “free” (not “taxpayer-funded”) “harm reduction materials”!
I was in despair over the notion of a Francesca Hong vs Pillow Guy election, but turns out they’re running in different states.
My mistake for confusing Wisconsin and Minnesota. This mistake will happen again.
▼, lest we forget.
It does take quite a bit of courage to publicly admit a mental illness. At least we don’t burn them at the stake anymore, we just shame them. Those hospitals aren’t exactly like Club Med. Maybe she will have insight into the epidemic of mental illness our young people are struggling with. Or like climate change, are we denying that now?
OAG, you make a good point. Perhaps I’m mentally ill, and that’s why climate change wiped us out decades ago. Greta, are you out there?
And finally for today, a Dr. should know that autism isn’t a mental illness, Al. It is a neurodevelopmental disorder, or according to Greta, a superpower. Hong’s real problem is that she’s ugly. Greta’s is that she is too cute.
Hey OAG, imma start a campaign to shame diabetics, using up all that insulin for something they clearly have control over. You in?
@FilthyHippy
> You in?
Nah, I’m good. I’m working on shaming brown-eyed people with their non-recessive genes. They make much inferior politicians. Lay off the weed and your psychosis will clear up. (I think Hong would look hot with bleach-blonde hair, tho.)
> They make much inferior politicians.
For more information read this breezy little book:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mein_Kampf
The more you know. ★ ☆ ⚝ 🚀
Rx for Francesca: one frontal lobotomy. Stat.
The modern version of a lobotomy is almost as sinister:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziprasidone
a relative of mine can’t even eat with a fork due to TD. Doctors hand the shit out like it’s candy.
Apparently, there is a sort of “game” going on with the youth x narcan, where they are going up to random drugged out people and narcaning them and running away. They say they can’t be charged with anything due to it being a life saving measure etc. The “game” part is that the narcan stops all of the good feelings the drugged out person has, so they crash immediately and have some sort of wild reaction (which can be filmed or “enjoyed”). Could this be a new pastime or sport?
Maybe this would be helpful to Francesca?
I guess there will needs to be a law now that says you can’t narcan someone without consent. Oh, wait…
CRB: Quick Google search shows duty to rescue and good Samaritan laws (which are followed in a strange spirit) can override consent
They won’t even let people escape from reality in peace? Seems like a good way to get stuck with a dirty needle or a shiv. Dumbfucks playing that “game” should report for a psych eval themselves. Sounds like they need a shot of Geodon intramuscular more than Hong Kong. Then maybe turn off the phone, learn to read and lose their virginity or something. (It doesn’t work on marijuana users.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziprasidone
Hello mr Philip I am a new immigrant to the usa. I have been here for two years. I came to America not just to work and study here but to live here in the greatest country on earth. I am already a native English speaker and of course grew up on a diet of American culture due to its dominance. Yet at this point I am wondering if I should find a voice or accent coach and try to develop one of those nice neutral-sounding American accents like what Tom Cruise has? My accent currently is already a mess due to me just picking up interesting things from here and there and trying to enunciate clearly so people can understand me.
It might be the next step in my assimilation into America. Accents are reflections of identity, I feel. I want to be American.
Looking forward to your response.
Coach yourself. Watch Collateral and see how well you can hit his standard, neutral American accent. Record yourself. Maybe pay for it if that does not get acceptable results but it is a cheap start. Start today. But accents are hard. I’ve met people who speak English as intelligently as an native American, and they still can’t entirely lose their accents. Even Canadians are famously, and hilariously, easy to detect, despite being native speakers.
Alas, she was defeated by approximately 0.5% in the Democratic primary. I wanted to see her run in the general election as well.
Thank you for criticizing our weak candidate. She has now been memory-holed.
Keep up the good work!
Relevant painting:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wait._Let_them_come_nearer_(Vereshchagin).jpg
> You can’t spit in the street in the U.S. anymore without hitting a college graduate …
And isn’t this the irony of it all? Our colleges and universities are supposedly among the best in the world, yet produce increasingly weak-minded graduates who struggle to think, lead and survive on their own.
Education, from K–12 through higher education, has increasingly become a money-generating system, funded by taxpayers and by students taking on a lifetime of debt just to obtain a worthless degree while frying their brains.
No joke, but given where we are today, maybe Bernie Sanders’ idea of free education for all is actually the only way to fix the mess we are in.