Polls are about to close in Wisconsin’s primary election. According to polls, Francesca Hong is the highest quality Democrat in the entire state. Will the election results confirm this anointment?
Democrats in Maine voted in overwhelming numbers for a man whose brain was found to be 100% non-functional by the VA (thus qualifying him for 100% disability; of course, democracy ultimately required that the person chosen by voters be disappeared by party elites). Democrats in Wisconsin are, if the polls are correct, voting for a person whose brain required treatment in a mental hospital (Wikipedia):
Hong lives in Madison, Wisconsin, with her son. She works part-time as a bartender. She was previously married to Matt Morris, with whom she opened Morris Ramen. In a 2025 interview, Hong said that she experienced a mental health crisis at age 18, was hospitalized for a week, and was diagnosed with bipolar disorder.
You can’t spit in the street in the U.S. anymore without hitting a college graduate and, yet, Wisconsin Democrats want their state to be ruled by someone who wasn’t able to complete college (and not because she was, like Michael Dell or Bill Gates, too busy with a successful startup) and who was diagnosed with a mental health condition that requires lifelong treatment (admittedly this could have been a misdiagnosis under our “often in error; never in doubt” health care system).
Separately, if she’s elected will she send the fearsome Wisconsin National Guard (which put on an amazing display of firepower, including artillery and aerial refueling of F-35s, at EAA AirVenture (“Oshkosh”) Airshows 2025) to destroy Israel and liberate Palestine from the river to the sea, as depicted on her shirt below?
Could Israel defend itself against the Wisconsin National Guard with Francesca Hong as its commander in chief? It seems like it would be tough to sneak a German-built submarine into Lake Michigan without someone noticing passage through various locks:
I would be excited for this gal to win the general election for two reasons: (1) Wisconsin is home to some billionaires who might move to Florida and increase our tax base (not income or estate, since we don’t have those, but property and sales tax), and (2) I would love to see her come to Oshkosh and mix with the EAA AirVenture crowd to learn just how bad “to[o] many old white people” can get:
(Democrats don’t want a governor who can distinguish between “to” and “too”?)
She might not like the night airshow finales… (the typical attendee will say that these are the biggest loudest fireworks displays he or she (not too many nonbinary) has ever experienced)
Note that the richest person in Wisconsin is Diane Hendricks, cofounder of ABC Supply in 1982 with her husband (who died in 2007). She’s worth over $20 billion, according to Forbes. (Just imagine how much she could have made if she’d hired naming consultants and then used “Turnip Blue” instead of “ABC Supply”.) She supposedly already has a house in Palm Beach so shifting tax residence would be as simple as extending her winters season.
Finally, speaking of progressive Democrat governance, it was Narcan Distribution Day in Cambridge, Maskachusetts (below). I hope that all of my friends still paying taxes up north got some “free” (not “taxpayer-funded”) “harm reduction materials”!
I was in despair over the notion of a Francesca Hong vs Pillow Guy election, but turns out they’re running in different states.
My mistake for confusing Wisconsin and Minnesota. This mistake will happen again.