Summer is over. Fall has begun. Christmas is not yet upon us. Thus it is a good time to clean up personal investments.
One thing that I recent did was close all of my accounts with firms that do investment banking and IPOs. There is an inherent conflict of interest between wanting to collect fees from companies selling shares to the public and providing impartial advice to individual investors. A typical example of where the conflict arises is the July 28, 2003 settlement between the SEC and JP Morgan and Citigroup (source). It seems that the two firms assisted Enron in defrauding investors by manipulating its financial statements. A more direct example was furnished by the great “stock analyst scam” of the 1990s, which resulted in a $1.4 billion settlement in April 2003. A good archive of stories about this settlement is available at http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/business/specials/wallstreetprobe/.
Hear are the firms involved that agreed to pay the SEC to settle conflict of interest charges:
- Citigroup/Salomon Smith Barney
- Credit Suisse First Boston
- Merrill Lynch
- Morgan Stanley
- Goldman Sachs Group
- Lehman Brothers Holdings
- J.P. Morgan Chase
- Bear Stearns
- UBS Warburg
- U.S. Bancorp Piper Jaffray
(source: Washington Post). If you have an account with one of these organizations and you’re not yourself a corporate criminal or wanting to execute an extremely complex leveraged buyout… perhaps it is time to ask yourself why. If they have to choose between your best interest and that of a Fortune 500 company from whom they stand to earn $100 million per year in fees, how can they possibly choose you?
Sometimes there is no alternative but to deal with an organization that has been convicted of violating federal law and cheating its customers. For example, if you want to send your kid to an Ivy League college you will become a customer of an organization that was prosecuted for tuition and financial aid price-fixing in violation of antitrust laws. If you want to listen to your favorite musician and don’t have time to waste on Kazaa you’ll be buying a CD from a record company that was very likely guilty of violating those same antitrust laws. If you want to run the same software as everyone else you’ll be a customer of Microsoft, no stranger to the Federal court system.
In the world of personal finance, however, plenty of pure alternatives are available. Vanguard and Fidelity offer a huge range of investment instruments. Suppose that you move your money to Vanguard, a company that is actually owned by its investors and that does no investment banking. You don’t have to scrutinize every communication from Vanguard to figure out if they’ve colored their message to benefit one of their big corporate customers. Vanguard’s instruments are 0.5-1% lower in fees than those offered by the typical investment bank/full-service brokerage. When people were making 8% after-inflation annual returns it didn’t seem ruinous to pay an extra 1% in fees. However, we live in an age where investors might consider themselves lucky to earn 2% above inflation; do you really want to give up half of your return to a stock fund manager, financial planner, or whatever?
What’s worth buying these days? This blog seems to be mostly a techie hangout so let’s consider the challenges of middle-aged techies (like me!). If you are a computer programmer over the age of 35 you should probably plan like a retiree and figure out how to live on whatever money you currently have. Remember that retirement doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re old or that you’re rich; it could simply be that you’re no longer a useful component of the labor force.
For any retiree, inflation is the big risk and we seem to have all the makings of a couple of inflationary decades right in front of us. George W. “Hoover” Bush may need to invade quite a few more countries in order to win the 2004 election. We only attack poor countries because it minimizes the chance of getting our ass kicked. Then we start feeling sorry for the defeated inhabitants because they are so poor. So we have to spend $200 billion “rebuilding” until whatever country we invaded reaches the standard of living of Arkansas. The government is going to get the $200 bil by borrowing. The easiest way to pay back the borrowed money, especially to foreign suckers who bought our bonds, is by inflating the U.S. dollar so that a $7 trillion debt isn’t scary anymore (because $7 trillion might be a typical annual salary for a Walmart cashier if we go for Latin American-style inflation).
Regular bonds are a terrible choice when inflation starts to gallop. With a bond you have a promise from the government or a company to pay you, for example, $1,000 in 2030. But what if $1,000 in 2003 is only enough to buy a Big Mac? Tough luck. You could buy real estate on the theory that Americans will keep adding working longer hours and outbidding each other until a typical mortgage is for 80 percent of a three-job couple’s income. The problem with real estate, however, is that municipal governments will attack your investment with savage real estate taxes and by every estimate the price of U.S. real estate is absurdly high right now.
A reasonable inflation-protected choice is a standard common stock mutual fund. You’re buying shares in operating companies. Even if inflation runs wild as it did in the late 1970s, owning 1 percent of General Electric will still make you a very rich person. The latest gimmick in stock mutual funds is the “tax-managed” fund that tries to minimize capital gains distributions by (a) selling the big losers every year to get capital losses, and (b) penalizing people who pull their money out after a year or two. Research shows that careful tax management can beat an ordinary index fund by about 0.5% in after-tax returns (I once looked into a JP Morgan tax-managed index fund; its expense ratio was 0.8% higher than the standard Vanguard index fund and therefore all of the benefit of the tax management would have gone into JP Morgan’s pocket; fortunately Vanguard has a few tax-managed funds of its own).
The ultimate in inflation protection is an inflation-indexed bond from the U.S. government. You can learn about these in this Motley Fool article. They can be purchased through Vanguard or Fidelity. If you don’t have enough money to hold the individual bonds, both Vanguard and Fidelity offer inflation-protected bond funds.
To summarize… (1) consider voting against the Wall Street criminals by moving your assets to a non-criminal non-conflicted organization such as Vanguard or Fidelity, (2) if you’re someone whose performance is evaluated by a clueless MBA and whose job could conceivably be done by a guy sitting at a computer in a low-wage country, plan for early retirement by investing in assets that won’t wither in the face of inflation.
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