The Soviet comrade tours Washington, D.C.
I spent Saturday giving a tour of Washington, D.C. to a woman who retired from a career spent as a Soviet comrade and currently lives in Moscow. She loved the streets-paved-with-gold look of the city and the museums and provided some unique reactions, e.g., after seeing the Lincoln Memorial she noted “This is much larger and more grand than Lenin’s Tomb.” Comrade Tourist was particularly awestruck by the size of the buildings housing federal agencies, especially when I explained to her that all of them had long outgrown their D.C. headquarters and now had much larger facilities in the suburbs or in other cities.
Here are some excerpts from our conversation:
- What’s that huge building?
- The Department of Energy. They have a budget of about $30 billion.
- Energy? They are responsible for generating all of the electric power in the U.S.?
- Uh, no. They don’t run any powerplants. They run a couple of research labs and… well I’m not sure what they do with the rest of the money.
- What’s that huge building?
- The Department of Education. They have a budget of about $90 billion.
- So they run the schools here in America?
- No. They don’t run any schools, develop any textbooks, or teach anyone.
- Wow. What about this building?
- Department of Agriculture. They also have the building across Independence Avenue, connected by the bridge. Their budget is about $150 billion per year.
- Such a big building! They work to make farmers more efficient so that food prices will be lower?
- Actually, no, they pay farmers to leave fields idle, restrict imports, and enforce cartels so that food prices stay higher than they would in a free market.
- How can poorer Americans afford the high food prices then?
- The same agency runs a program to give food stamps to about 50 million Americans.
By the end of the afternoon Comrade Tourist, whose conversational English is not great but who has been reading our news magazines, said “Everyone in this city is a taker. There are no makers.”
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