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… because for every immigrant a job at the FBI will be created.
See “The Imam’s Curse,” a New Yorker magazine article about a family of Pakistani immigrants who have generated FBI jobs at a 1:1 ratio.
[Note that these folks would not have been able to emigrate to Australia or New Zealand under those countries’ “point” systems. Their lack of education and, in the Imam’s case, old age, would have eliminated them from consideration.]
Full post, including commentsOne relatively new feature of the American intellectual property system is the “covered business method review” procedure run by the USPTO. Pretty much everything that happens in front of the U.S. Patent Trial and Appeals Board (PTAB) is public and available from ptabtrials.uspto.gov. A case in which I became involved as an expert witness in April 2014 was recently decided. I thought that readers might be interested to learn about the process. If you type in Case No. “CBM2014-00125” (or 126, 127, 128 to see the dockets for the related patents) at the ptabtrials site you can find everything (about 140 documents per case, many duplicated and/or with duplicated sections).
The dispute began in December 2013 when Paid, Inc. sued eBay for infringing four patents on calculating shipping costs (example patent; amended complaint). In parallel with defending the lawsuit in federal court, eBay in May 2014 filed four petitions for covered business method review (example; each CBM review has its own parallel set of paperwork). Each included a declaration from me (example). Paid, Inc. responded in August 2014 (example). In September 2014 the PTAB decided to institute review of the four patents (example). Paid, Inc. responded to that in January 2015 (example) with a single declaration from its own expert (link) and one from an inventor (link). eBay’s attorneys deposed the expert (transcript) and inventor (transcript) and filed a reply in April 2015, with a supplemental declaration from me. An oral hearing at which attorneys argued was held in June 2015 (transcript). A final decision was issued in September 2015.
Note that this is not necessarily the end of the legal road. Decisions of the PTAB that are adverse to patent owners can be appealed to a Federal Circuit Court.
[Sidenote/Opportunities Missed Department: In 1995 I was working for a large publisher and had the following conversation with management:
Thus was born the photo.net classifieds, described in this chapter of Database-backed Web Sites. (You might ask why I built a complete functional system before getting the green light from management. This was before the era of CSS and JavaScript and thus I was able to build the whole system in three days.)]
Full post, including commentsOur flight school went through a period of hiring Norwegian citizens as helicopter instructors. These guys went through a rigorous training program here in the U.S. and then had the right to work for 12-18 months as “practical training.” After that, the U.S. immigration bureaucracy worked aggressively to push these skilled English-fluent workers out of our country in favor of more folks such as Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and his family.
I caught up with one of these alumni recently and found out that he was flying the magnificent Sikorsky S-92 helicopter out to offshore oil rigs. At the current exchange rate, which is much less favorable for Norwegians than previously, a first officer earns about $100,000 per year and a captain $150,000 per year. They work 14 days on, 14 days off. The “on” days consist of flying 6-8 hours while the off days can be spent in Oslo or anywhere else in the world. Housing near the base costs about $750 per month and is the responsibility of the pilot. Commercial 45-minute flights to or from Oslo cost about $100 (another $200 per month).
I learned that finding the offshore rig is not the idiot-proof process that one would imagine. Instead of a GPS-guided approach down to the helipad the pilots look for the rigs using the S-92’s weather radar. If they can’t identify the rig visually within 0.75 nautical miles then it is time for a missed approach. Many offshore rigs have a similar appearance and are clustered together. Therefore it is not uncommon for a helicopter to land on the wrong rig.
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“Europe Should See Refugees as a Boon, Not a Burden” is a New York Times editorial that is typical of a view espoused by politicians eager to preside over a larger population. Young hard-working immigrants will make a country rich and enable Ponzi schemes such as Social Security and Medicare to keep going (a better ratio of workers to government-dependents). At the same time we hear that roughly 3000 migrants arrive on the shores of Greece every day. “Greece’s Dismal Demographics” is a 2013 New York Times article on the aging/shrinking Greek population:
The most frightening figure is a Eurostat projection which estimates that, in 2050, 32.1 percent of the Greek population will be over 65, compared with 16.6 percent in 2000. And this projection was made in 2007, before the crisis hit Greece’s population. We were still living high, before widespread unemployment, hasty retirement and the emigration of those with the skills to succeed abroad. New projections will most likely be much worse.
If the Times is correct, won’t Greece benefit hugely from the waves of migrants arriving on her shores? If Greece can hold onto most of these new arrivals, and not let Germany lure them farther north, shouldn’t it be the case that Greece will soon be much richer than Germany?
Separately, if immigrants lead to wealth, why are European Union officials having to force EU members to accept immigrants? (WSJ: “EU Move to Force Relocation of Migrants Deepens Divisions in Europe”)
Full post, including commentsBurning Man attendees answer the question of whether or not drug use leads to confusion: SF Weekly article on Missed Connections following Burning Man.
Separately, “Drug Dogs Sniffing the U.S. Mail at Burning Man, and Armed BLM Agents Becoming Impromptu Mailmen” says that drug-sniffing dogs had a high false-positive rate at Burning Man. Or maybe they just wanted to be gifted some pickles…
Full post, including comments“Popemobiles Through Time” (nytimes):
To the chagrin of security personnel, [Pope] Francis prefers to communicate with the people without a bulletproof barrier, which he described as being inside a “sardine can.”
“It’s true that anything could happen,” he told a Barcelona newspaper. “But let’s face it, at my age I don’t have much to lose.”
One of my most rewarding experiences as MIT was teaching a section (“recitation”) of a math course for Al Drake (superb textbook: Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory
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In August 2013 I wrote a posting about how Boston’s Longfellow Bridge would cost at least 4X to renovate, in constant dollars, what it cost to build with circa 1900 construction techniques. In January 2015 I added a posting about a rumor that the project was a year behind schedule. I found this August 2015 WBUR article saying that the project has been delayed for an additional two years and that the projected budget was substantially higher than I quoted in my original posting. Thus it seems that, if there are no additional setbacks, the renovation will take roughly as long as the original construction and cost about 6X as much, after adjustments for inflation.
I’m thinking that even if Bernie Sanders gets elected and Congress gives him the $18 trillion that he wants to spend (WSJ), the country won’t look substantially different in terms of infrastructure.
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Full post, including commentsAbout ten years ago I wrote about immigrant-driven Chinese-made motorhomes (RVs) that could alleviate the pain of sitting in American traffic jams and paying American labor rates for RV construction.
My recent trip to Burning Man (slides), at the intersection of RVs and high-tech, got me thinking about the potentially revolutionary consequences of a self-driving RV. If Google can make us a self-driving car, why not a self-driving 40′ Class A motorhome? Now the RV becomes like a cruise ship. You spend the day in a National Park, tuck everyone into bed, and then let Google drive you to the next National Park overnight. You wake up to find that Larry and Sergei have selected a campsite for you, extended the awning, and put out the lawn chairs and table for breakfast.
How awesome will this be for aging Gen Xers? (let’s assume that the Baby Boomers will die off before Google can leap through all of the regulatory hurdles)
What about the potential for increased fuel consumption? When television was invented people thought that Ivy League lectures and Shakespeare plays would be popular. In the 1970s nobody would have predicted that improvements in engine efficiency would result in suburban Americans buying pavement-melting SUVs. Right now we have prototype Google self-driving cars that are the apex of environmental responsibility. Could it be that self-driving technology, by eliminating the main problem with 40′ RVs (ungainly to drive and park), will result in a renewed arms race among Americans for who can have the biggest most gas-guzzling vehicle on the road?
What else changes if an RV can drive itself? Would it be reasonable to revive my idea of using an RV as a defense against urban gridlock?
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I saw a headline last month that read “U.S. sends six F-16s to Turkey.” The next line in the crawl was “Total deployment of 300 Air Force staff.” Thus it would seem that, even when locals are maintaining and securing the airport and hangar, it takes 50 U.S. military personnel to keep a single-engine jet running.
Full post, including commentsTwo conversations from Burning Man…
A father: “I don’t mind if my daughter is gay. Maybe I will get to hang out with Dick Cheney’s daughter. Also I won’t have to kill any boys.”
A mother: “It wouldn’t be so bad if my boys turn out to be gay. Then they won’t be at risk for a woman having sex with them and later accusing them of rape.”
The latter comment led to a discussion of Owen Labrie, in the news shortly before Burning Man following his partial acquittal on charges of raping a fellow high school student at St. Paul’s in New Hampshire (nytimes). “She probably started it to get cash out of his family,” said one Burner, “and then when they wouldn’t or couldn’t pay she had no choice but to keep going.” (As noted in this posting about Missoula, being a rape victim could have led to $millions from the school.) “The same thing happened at my boarding school in Argentina,” said another Burner. “The girl was a notorious liar and she’d had sex with a lot of guys so the guy wasn’t convicted, but his life was ruined just by the accusation.” What happened to him ultimately? She responded that “He and his family had to emigrate to the U.S. and start over.”
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