Is it time for a Donald Trump pinball machine? The obvious backglass:
One mode would be to try to prevent Thomas Matthew Crooks from being able to bring his drone, rangefinder, rifle, ammo, ladder, etc. to the assassination site and, if those challenges weren’t met, stop him before he could fire off shots.
My favorite mode would be one in which Trump has to hit targets within the game to keep migrants from eating cats and dogs. The backglass would show something kind of like the following glass:
There would be an E. Jean Carroll mode in which the octogenarian has to be dodged in various environments (department store, courthouse, etc.).
There would be a Stormy Daniels mode, of course, with courtroom illustrations:
A “Build the Wall” mode would have the player try to make shots to extend and repair the Mexico–United States border wall while low-skill migrants attempted to stream across the border (the mode would be won if the player managed to get the wall extended to a full 1,954 milers).
I’m not sure how an Apprentice mode or real estate development mode would work.
An Election 2024 mode would surprise the player by starting off easy as a senile Joe Biden was trivially defeated only to be replaced by a Godzilla-sized Kamala Harris who could be killed only by first defeating more than 100 media allies who trumpeted her high levels of “joy” and inspired leadership.
Is it time for a Donald Trump pinball machine? No.
I’m sure in 10 years time (maybe less?), you could tell an AI to make a pinball simulator on the PC (maybe ala Pinball FX3) exactly to your specifications. Then you could test it out on the PC until you were satisfied with the gameplay / difficulty. Probably by then you could order a real world physical version based off your plans, delivered to your house for, I don’t know.. say, 5000 USD. Maybe more with inflation…
What audio clips would you have?
“Bigly”
“Mexico will pay for the wall.”
“I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge.”
“Fake News”
“Your’e fired”
“I’m a very stable genius”
“Make America Great Again”
“Crooked Hillary”
“Lock her up”
“China virus.”
“Pocahontas”
“Sleepy Joe”
The pinball machine could have an extra ball warning. Thomas Crooks fires the extra ball from the side of the machine at Trumps head. If you press the “duck” button in time, the ball bounces up off the bumper, but if you don’t it hits his ear and goes straight down the chute.