I saw headlines about Russell Brand being convicted in the UK of various acts that allegedly occurred between 17 and 22 years ago (2004-2009). Since I don’t usually have the patience to read about 17-year-old encounters between individuals, I asked ChatGPT to summarize it for me. The most serious crime of which he was convicted was rape and ChatGPT’s summary begins as follows:
[The survivor] attended Brand’s comedy performance at London’s Hammersmith Apollo, accepted an invitation for drinks afterward, and participated in a sexual encounter with Brand and another woman in his dressing room. Subsequently, she agreed to visit Brand at his London home and have consensual intercourse.
Then something happened while the two of them were in bed. Although there was no physical evidence or any witness to corroborate any part of the survivor’s story, what added credibility to her dramatic tale, according to ChatGPT, was that Brand texted her an apology in 2009. I asked how a text message had been preserved for 17 years, which seems like a long retention period for a mobile carrier.
(ChatGPT says that a big factor in Brand’s conviction was that he wasn’t consistent in trying to recall events from 2009, e.g., where exactly he was on certain dates, whether he recognized the survivors or not.)
One question for today is why the Islamic Republic of the UK allows women to be victimized in this manner. Under Sharia law, none of the above could have happened. Brand and survivor couldn’t have been drinking alcohol (haram). Brand and the survivor and some other woman couldn’t have been meeting in private in Brand’s dressing room (also haram; both women would have needed escorts from male relatives as well as burqas). The survivor couldn’t have gone to Brand’s house and been alone with him there (haram).
The second question is why Brand didn’t flee. ChatGPT says that he was actually living in Florida in April 2025 and had a valid passport in his hands. Gemini says that Brand has a net worth of approximately $20 million. He could have gone to one of the countries that doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the Islamic Republic of the UK. ChatGPT says that Russia, for example, has no extradition treaty with the UK, bars prosecution for rape after 10 years, and “Russia’s extradition law expressly prohibits extradition when the prosecution is barred by Russia’s statute of limitations.” If Brand had secured Russian citizenship, his extradition would have been barred by Article 61 of the Russian constitution. ChatGPT can’t find a single example of anyone accused of rape ever having been extradited from Russia to the UK. ChatGPT prepared a table of all of the warnings that Brand had:
A summary on X that predicts Brand will be imprisoned for 8-15 years (summarized on X as “Russell Brand will get more time in prison for a “rape” that allegedly occurred 20 years ago than Pakistani men who raped British girls for 20 years. Why does Britain hate its own people so much?”):
Finally, while we’re at it, how about Sharia law for Massachusetts, where people say that they want to (1) protect survivors, and (2) welcome Muslim immigrants. The Whitehead Institute and MIT would have been operating separate labs for men and women. Survivor Kristin Knouse could never have been alone with David Sabatini and, therefore, could never have suffered the victimization that she says she suffered at David Sabatini’s hands (so to speak). Prof. Dr. Knouse, Ph.D. wouldn’t have been able to go to Sabatini’s hotel room in the middle of the night and be alone with him there (“Evidently, we did end up having sex” says Knouse, after reviewing the text message history at her deposition, below (a message history that the Whitehead’s crack legal “independent” investigators didn’t find and never noticed that it was missing, thus revealing inferior electronic forensic skills vs. our 11-year-old)).
Phil, this is such a wonderful post and provides a great opportunity for me to help you and your Wonderful readers understand what has been happening the UK over the past 40 years! And, it is all so special, enriching and joyful.
You reference the ongoing Pakistani Islamic Child Rape Gangs. Let me be clear that these Peaceful Islamic Pakistani Terrorists have a Cherished Tradition of Child Rape going back centuries. And we in the UK love Cherished Traditions like this! Thankfully, they have delivered this tradition to the UK in spades, and our young girls are naturally grateful for, and Enriched by, this tradition (up close and personal). It is difficult to overstate the Cultural Enrichment that Cherished Traditions like this bring to the UK.
We are also thankful for other Cherished Pakistani Islamic Traditions among these Peaceful Terrorists, particularly the Enslavement of Women (including, of course, clothing them in head-to-toe black rags) and Inbreeding among close family members, which has been shown to dramatically increase IQs and reduce birth defects.
Going forward, there will likely be abundant opportunities for us to adopt additional of their Cherished Islamic Traditions.
I hope that helps. Allahu Akbar!