Do all of the Biden grandchildren get to come to the White House?

by philg

Canceled biologist James Watson‘s DNA discoveries enabled the Arkansas Family Court (unlimited child support available; a better place to sue than D.C.) to determine that President Biden has a grandchild yielding substantial cash for a retired stripper plaintiff (Daily Mail).

The plaintiff mom is getting cash from the Biden family purportedly for the child’s benefit. Will the cash cow child get some direct benefit by going to visit Grandpa Biden in the White House? That would be some awesome TV: the President of the U.S., his grandchild, the former stripper, maybe Hunter Biden (the child should also get to see the father, right?), and Hunter Biden’s wife.

Snapshot from 2013, before the $64 million fence was built.

7 thoughts on “Do all of the Biden grandchildren get to come to the White House?”

  1. A $64 million fence? Lipstick on a pig! Washington is too crazy, too old, and too hard to secure. We need to do a Brasilia in the Texas Panhandle. Tons of open space, cheap real estate, more centrally located, safer to defend from nuclear attacks, etc. They can put in a high speed rail line to Maryland and a big airport nearby. Brutalist architecture to deal with the tornados and insurrectionists. Turn DC into a pleasant museum. Either make it a state or give it back to Maryland.

    • Build new capital in geographical center mass of the USA and call it Homeland.’
      Give DC back to Maryland, it is too small to be a state.

  2. It’s heartening to note that Hunter Biden apparently enjoyed interior décor and lighting that was at least as pimped-out and gaudy as anything DJT ever built (or canoodled in).

    Boss: “Purple! Do you think we have enough purple in this place yet? I think we need some more purple! With gold piping! What do you think, Esmerelda?”

    Esmerelda: “That’s a lot of purple, boss. Whatever you like, we can work with it.”

    http://mpireclub.com/gallery/

  3. Hunter is a screwed up son, not the prez himself. Now if the actual president had hooked up with a stripper, that might be a stormy.. err, a story I mean

  4. Are New Englanders all cranky this week because Tom Brady is representing Florida in the Super Bowl?

  5. It is interesting to me that everyone agrees that the family court entrepreneur is entitled to get paid, but nobody agrees that the child is entitled to spend time with his/her/zir/their father and grandfather. Truly we are Americans!

    • Did William the Bastard get enough time with his father and grandfather? If his childhood had been different we wouldn’t have England as we know it.

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