On May 1, 2022 I ordered my “free” (i.e., taxpayer-funded) COVID-19 tests. They arrived in today’s mail. They expire 22 days from now, on September 9, 2022.
For these to be useful, in other words, I need to copy the Pfizer CEO and add COVID-19 to my vaccinated-and-boosted body… within the next three weeks.
Related:
Did you expect better?
I got mine relatively quickly, approximately within a month (which was longer Biden promised, but still.) I can only assume they either ran out, couldn’t find you, or someone doesn’t wish you well on their terms. Plus you’re in Florida now and nobody was delighted to send them there.
Keep this in mind the next time someone talks about “speedy voting by mail.”
Doesn’t matter. The “free” test kit is already paid for by you and other taxpayers. Whether you use it or not is irrelevant. The whole C19 scamdemic was about fleecing taxpayers by pharmas.
Don’t let it go to waste, test it on a glass of orange juice. Plenty of tiktok and youtube videos claiming kids scammed a false positive (to stay home from school) using orange juice. This needs to be debunked, for science!
Soft drinks also get a “false” positive too, apparently.